Lauren Ohlman

Crafter. Food Maker. Nature enthusiast. Running in a direction not yet determined.

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Rejection is momentary.
Regret can last a lifetime.

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@KatieRowanMe Hahah, I'm glad someone knows where I'm coming from :)

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Major pet peeve:

Someone tells you you look like someone...

*shows you photo*

You look absolutely nothing alike

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@SawyerSwindell Basically. The guy quotes him all the time! 😂

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"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit"

New favorite quote, from a new favorite coworker.

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"We're following all the rules and we're still getting mauled by chihuahua's"

- overheard at Elk Brewing Co, woman yelling at partner

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A sign life has gotten away from you:

Walking around w/ headphones in your ears for 30min & realizing you're not even listening to anything

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92.56% of my time spent on Bumble is me screenshotting the local nonsense also known as my dating "options"

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Screw the whole "find someone who looks at you like...."
Find someone who can talk about Game of Thrones with you for hours😉😝

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Back on Twitter to specifically tweet about how much I hate Ed Sheeran having made a painfully unsubtle cameo in the primere of #GoT #stop

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😂😂😂

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My dog is the biggest bed and cover-hog there ever was. This is mild...

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After a very busy & emotional week, one deeply appreciates the purest and simplest of blessings:
wine
@RedBullTV
and puppy cuddles.

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@ReillyDownes love you😭❤ Thanks Rei.

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Honestly, I've never ugly cried like I did leaving the Canyon just now.
The last 4.5 years have been a whirlwind & it's hard to be done.

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#1 reason to have family group texts ...dad humor 😂

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I said "this year will be different"

Today I ate Wendy's for lunch
& will be living in 2 different states within 6 months

Different indeed

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@J_Hoot14 hahah, it is true.

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It happened. It finally happened.
My fear of spilling communion has become a reality.

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Sitting in my car, at a park,
Doing a centering prayer
While eating a burrito 😂
#loveyourselfwednesday