Lauren Devora (she/her)

Writer. Witch. Cryptid Enthusiast.
Co-host of @blind_pig_pod 🎙️

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

all these boys want a goth girlfriend but don’t study the moves of one gomez addams.

[ChronoKatie - Now Playing Adventures of Elliot @ChronoKatie]

Hi everyone, I am watching The Mummy Returns, and no human being in all of history has ever looked hotter than Rachel Weisz in this movie, for fucks sake save me.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Rachel Weisz in The Mummy (1999)

[Lauren Devora (she/her) @laurenp_devora]

I'm never on here but I opened this dang app just to say that if @POTUS vetos the TikTok Ban Bill, I can almost guarantee that would win him the majority of Gen Z and Millennial votes for the upcoming election 🤷‍♀️ so if one of his aids can suggest that to him we'd appreciate it

[Lauren Devora (she/her) @laurenp_devora]

Boyfriend
Pussy
Beach
😎🤘

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the first 3 words you see will define your 2024😭

[Henri Cole @ColeHenri]

This is something Louise Glück told me. It hung over my desk for a decade. A credo for us all.

[soli @solisolsoli]

Lilith and Eve, 1963, by Yuri Klapouh

[𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨 𖤐 𓃵 @triiiplice]

Waking up in October like

[Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss]

1. #WriterBeware! Because they're all doing a lot of soliciting, here are 7 fake literary agencies run by the same scammer, as shown by identical content on their websites. The scammer behind the curtain is Page Turner Press and Media (known in the Philippines as Innocentrix) 🧵

[Lauren Devora (she/her) @laurenp_devora]

Me, every time I'm in a Trader Joe's on game day

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

don't let anyone come between you and your dream of writing that unhinged little book

[Lauren Devora (she/her) @laurenp_devora]

@travelswbrindle @throughmethefld 😂😂

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

my job is just… book

[Lauren Devora (she/her) @laurenp_devora]

@Sarah_Beth_09 It's like seeing something horrible off in the distance coming this way lol
And it felt totally unreal to see the app icon change

[Lauren Devora (she/her) @laurenp_devora]

Getting the Twitter to X rebrand update feels like watching a monolithic giant crumble to the ground

[Lauren Devora (she/her) @laurenp_devora]

@authorlbblack Ohhhhhh I can't wait!! 😍😍😍

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Ok, fine, we'll compromise. You can replace CEOs with AI.

[Lauren Devora (she/her) @laurenp_devora]

The majority of my friends are neurodivergent, so I live in a constant mental and emotional exercise of "they don't hate you, they just forgot to text you back".