Lauren Pair

SLU Law, UAB, and U of A 🐘 Alum | popcorn enthusiast | health care is a human right | not just an alabama football fan account 🥋

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

can I at least get my law school loans forgiven or something

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

I WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THIS SABAN NEWS TODAY OMG I AM NOT WELL 😭

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

like ive always said ... sports are dumb and meaningless.

anyway. anyone read a good book lately?

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

please respect my privacy during this difficult time. roll tide forever🐘

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

everyone wants to talk about the integrity of the sport bc FSU was left out ... but Michigan was caught **cheating** THIS SEASON and yall got no heat for them. please be consistent 😩 oh and roll tide 🐘

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

"fired college football coach" remains the best paying gig in this country. someone sign me UP! i can lose games for your program and you get credit for hiring a woman!

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

is this what it feels like being an auburn fan

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

hearing fans chant rocky top in bryant denny stadium through my tv makes me literally want to throw up

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

roll tide and all that but i LOVE seeing these HHS commercials for those who may have lost medicaid coverage

thousands are losing coverage across the country right now, and ppl should know there are remedies!

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

7 men and 1 woman debating policy re women's health care. america pls.

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

why all these team hype videos im seeing only include clips of them beating alabama 🤔 anyways football season nearly back and im ready to be annoying about it #rolltide

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

i would have failed con law and fed courts if i tried to argue this position but go off

[Nate Raymond @nateraymond]

Justice Alito tells the @WSJ that Congress has no business policing SCOTUS. "I know this is a con­tro­ver­sial view, but I’m will­ing to say it... No pro­vi­sion in the Con­sti­tu­tion gives them the au­thor­ity to reg­u­late the Supreme Court—pe­riod." https://t.co/tor4akmv75

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

how do i get added as one of clarence thomas's friends on venmo anyone know?

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

let the record show that i have been sick of tommy tuberville since *at least* 2002

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

also be wary of leftists discouraging you from voting. they desperately want a revolution they wont organize bc they spend all their time online trying to convince progressives and liberals that voting is pointless.

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

major questions doctrine ... well i have major questions about the validity of the current SCOTUS so what about it

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

it's wild to go to law school and learn important precedents then watch SCOTUS flip it all on its head in a matter of a couple years.

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

"Your honor, in his defense, former president Trump requested Coke not Pepsi. That has to count for something, right?"

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

i want to scream

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

After Roe was overturned, the Notre Dame Religious Liberty Institute, which has filed numerous briefs before the court, paid for a trip to Rome for Alito. https://t.co/Kvun6nQidG

[Lauren Pair @laurenpair]

🦀 trump indicted 🦀