Lauren

LUTF ’22 & ’23

[kos @kostancaaa__]

the world was not meant to know northeast philadelphia this much

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

me being productive for 20 mins and then giving my self a 2 hour break

[SLUG @generalslug]

no offense to camels but i thought they’d be better at it than this

[charlie @chunkbardey]

sometimes ur roommate buys like a 32 pack of cheap single ply toilet paper and it’s like well i guess this is my life now

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

let me get this straight - so eating cheese off a board is “classy” and “seventeen dollars,” but when i eat it directly from the fridge at 3 am that makes me “a gremlin” ???

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

fine I’ll say it, lunch is the most annoying meal of the day. there are no clear guidelines and the options are mostly boring

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

me choking on my own saliva for no reason.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“mom, i frew up”

[angie @teaxtarot]

My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could walk up to a lion and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

I like to say thank you to my server when he arrives with the water, then again while he’s pouring the water, then another time when he hands me the glass full of water, and then one final time when he’s walking away

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

I used to accidentally repeat stories to my friends a lot but now I just say “I think I’ve already told you this” and say it again anyway

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

I’m this old

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no new year’s resolution this year as i’ve recently discovered I’m perfect and I require no changes

[Lauren @laurenpowell07]

@vinnpolig will this actually be a thread i’m dying to hear more

[Public Universal Homie @KurtBeTweeting]

You are literally 21, put the tomato back on that sandwich

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever