Lauren Rub

just an unfunny girl trying to be funny

[Lauren Rub @laurenrub]

i myself don’t believe the things that come out of my mouth sometimes

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

32 years in the making.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Previous scholars have argued that it is so over. In this paper, however, I posit that we are so back

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Wait, why does Oxford get one? We want a comma.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

everything is a win when the goal is to experience

[🌂 @desi0re]

Does anyone know what to do. Like in general

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

The Florida Panthers goal song, as performed by the @pbsymphony orchestra! 🚨🎻

[Valtteri Bottas @ValtteriBottas]

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[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

last night was so bagel… #Everything

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: Israel has defeated #6 ranked Belgium in soccer.

The winning goal consisted of a Muslim with the assist, and a Jewish player with the goal.
https://t.co/era9nJTQ4D

[🇧🇪🇧🇦🇪🇸 @selfcontrI]

she can fly to mars but elon musk could never write this

[gore vidal sassoon @GilroyMusic]

The scientists after conducting the prison experiment:

[CoLo @MsCoLo]

Who do you think is cooking for the athletes?

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

The wait is over! Our new third kit from the @adidasfootball Archive Collection is here ✨

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

THIS PHOTO 🔥

[Adam Lichtenstein @ABLichtenstein]

The home of champions.

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

Hello, rats.

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

No mouthguard needed…

Come and kiss me, Matthew Tkachuk.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

PAUL FREAKING MAURICE!

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

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The National Anthem of Peru plays for the first time at Copa América 2024 🎶