Lauren™

[CUBS WORLD @CubsWorld80]

My dog when he takes a bite of his food and realizes I mixed his pill in with it

[h ꕤ @hnnmhg]

the fact that these mfs went to uni for free is pmo

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

AI tier list!

[𝒥𝒶𝓈𝓂𝒾𝓃🐷 ABDUL FOR SENATE @jasminpigemoji]

you're telling me SOMEONE ELSE fucked Ethan Klein?????

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

airbnb hosts when they have to clean their own house and pay their own mortgage

[★ al ★ @wobbeegong]

can’t believe they killed mass effect and revived glee in the same day. somehow this is trump’s fault.

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

"The credit card company gives me rewards because they like me so much, not to encourage me to spend more money 🙂"

[Lauren™ @laurensaloser]

The guy running over to stamp on his LEG is fucking killing me 💀

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

A looter in France accidentally sets his pants on fire.

It takes him quite a while to get them off

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

people acting like they're "taking advantage of the banks" when they are in fact the ones being taken advantage of by the banks😭

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.”

You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.

[C @fbgcon]

May I make a suggestion that sticks to the theme

[Eray 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭🇹🇷 @erayninetyeight]

This must slap real hard if you have 0 GCSEs

[S @BlueMonkey19]

I'm starting to understand why Americans have the highest level of credit card debt in the world...

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Life ‘not for living’ says joyless bastards

[RedFurd @FurdRed]

Wip

[may | 21 Y 23/10 🇦🇷 @dllyukm]

yy capaz sos medio tonta, si

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Grindr already exists

[Siereal 🥣 🏳️‍⚧️ ੯‧͡𐙚 @Sierealttv]

Pair with this to cover both front and back

[Lauren™ @laurensaloser]

i know sjm doesn’t want people to engage with the leaks but I’m being so real when I say they made me more excited to read splintered harmony than ANY of the promo stuff did lmao I was not gonna buy the book until paperback but catch me buying it on the 27th