Lauren Sandi

I live life in vibrato. she/her

[Lauren Sandi @laurensandison]

M&Ms are proof that the little things do matter.

[paris rae @parisrae13]

she won the danimals sweepstakes

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

golf was invented so men could chit chat and go on flirty little walks with their friends

[Lauren Sandi @laurensandison]

@not_regs I’m also a day person

[ruby 🍉 @crowleysb1tch]

does nobody remember ratatouille the musical

[Abraham Piper @abrahampiper]

I’m not against cops, I just think they should all have different jobs.

[Lauren Sandi @laurensandison]

@not_regs And the sweater has a hole in it😬

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

the best thing in the world is a smoothie but the worst thing in the world is washing a blender. wherein lies my peace

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

once i find out someone didnt watch spongebob growing up thats all i think about every time i see them

[Lauren Sandi @laurensandison]

@halekellman I paid like 250/300 for mine

[Lauren Sandi @laurensandison]

I bought a britta so the oceans are saved now, right?

[Lauren Sandi @laurensandison]

Men of twitter: do you know your mother’s birthday without checking a calendar?

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Julie Andrews waking up from a seemingly-procedural vocal surgery in 1997 to find her five-octave range had vanished

[sydney bristow news & updates @coledelbyck]

the golden age of television? oh you mean quinn fabray giving birth at regionals intercut with jonathan groff singing bohemian rhapsody

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a florida teacher sent this to the families of their class. an absolute legend i fear

[clintoris @clintoris]

I don’t think a lot of people remember the psychological grip Nutella had on the American psyche in the early 2010s… It became its own governing body at one point

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

TFW everything Charlotte says is a lie.