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[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Happy one month anniversary to all who celebrate 🏆

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

The Europa League winners are home 💜

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

ASTON VILLA HAVE WON THE EUROPA LEAGUE!!!!! 🏆

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

“I want a boyfriend”
me every time a guy talks

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

why do people say “they got off scott free” who the fuck is scott

[al @fxingalx]

Soooo interesting how Prince Andrew is finally arrested for his ties to Epstein but instead of it being for raping little girls, it’s for sharing government information. Because that’s what really matters to society.

[Dr. Sanchi @mostlyylame]

"Break your 'man hater' rule for one man and he'll personally remind you why the rule existed

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I'M LAUGHING SO LOUD I SCARED MY DOG AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS🤣🤣 THEY SPENT OVER 35 MILLION DOLLARS ON MARKETING THE MELANIA TRUMP MOVIE IN ENGLAND AND IT RESULTED IN ONE TICKET SOLD🤣😂🤣😂 ONE FUCKING TICKET 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[lauren @laurensprason]

@boneidolfitness LMAO NAH I’m screaming

[lauren @laurensprason]

@boneidolfitness I’m crying this is exactly how it goes

[lauren @laurensprason]

@Sara_Leech They know it’s hell out there

[lauren @laurensprason]

@j0diep He’s the type of person to only be respectful to women he’s attracted to 🤢

[Ronan Burtenshaw @ronanburtenshaw]

“Trade unionists are greedy for wanting a pay rise? The profits of the top FTSE companies have gone up 73% since 2019. When are we going to ask if they’re greedy?”

- @RMTunion’s Eddie Dempsey

[lauren @laurensprason]

@HMRCcustomers hi! I recently input my details to receive my tax rebate directly into my bank. It says it’s been paid to me today however it hasn’t - what do I do?

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

Boris Johnson keeps saying “we are listening” so why doesnt he hear everyone saying please could you fuck right off

[James Meadway @meadwaj]

This is honestly one of the best and clearest descriptions of what is happening in the economy today you will find, all delivered in under a minute.

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

Every other political party has been screaming for weeks and months for support to deal with the cost of living increasing. These charlatans have delayed it to save their own arse! They’re the absolute worst!

[lauren @laurensprason]

what the fuck hahaha

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

COUTINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jon Jones @JonJonesSnr]

Rishi Sunak says, "We can't help everyone."

They're far too busy helping themselves.