Lauren Strope

a gentleman and a lady

[Lauren Strope @laurenstrope]

Waited too long to get coffee today. I just ordered a 12-inch drip.

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Finally got smart and had a Breaking Bad marathon this weekend. Almost 3 seasons. And I shit myself about every other episode. WHAT a mess.

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Hey, why is the house shaking? Is there a subway under there?? Duhhhh EARTHQUAKES!! Sometimes I forget I'm not in Brooklyn.

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Was gonna make some joke about "Jenna Jameson Engorging Mitt Romney" but then decided, nah...

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Should I leave? I need a job. Ughhhhhh

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Save me. I'm supposed to train at this restaurant, just walked in, it's an hour into their happy hour & NO ONE is here. I might leave.

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It's not going so great.

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Working on a recipe for no-bake bread.

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Some asshole just broke into the house. I scared him off but I got a photo of the idiot first.

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Dusk: the perfect time of day for a brisk run (if you want to both burn calories & startle a shit-ton of feral cats).

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My head is clear and my vagina is full of ocean water. Another beautiful day at the beach!

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Do I stink like rotten bananas? Cause there are at least 8 banana peels in my car's trash and I don't smell anything in here.

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People watching in LA is hard. You gotta run alongside cars and peer into tinted windows. You also run the risk of looking real creepy.

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On the other hand I'm halfway vegan, I just ordered a sweet new yoga mat and I'm getting really into supplements. So I am adapting well.

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Is this a coyote? Yes? And what do they like to eat?

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Hey if it's so cute & funny when other girls say they have a "food baby" why isn't it also cute & funny when I have a "poop baby"??

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Just watched Breaking Bad pilot, does Bryan Cranston ever find his pants? Is that what this show is about? Hope so, I do love a good drama.

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Which then led me to this terrible postal service video: http://t.co/EDpQuRlm. It is really terrible, enjoy.

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I was just wondering to Lizzie if googling "that one postal service song" would turn up that one postal service song. It does.

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@1happy_poison They are awesome! Just checkin them out now. You are good at mean.