lauren crisp

slo☀️ - sonoma🥂

[. @Irenezhac_]

If I see a spot and have to parallel park and there are more than 2 people watching, I’m just not doing it.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Today is my birthday. I’m not a big birthday guy. Everybody gets born. It’s nothing to be proud of. So instead of birthday wishes I’d ask you to sent 1 negative tweet to any of my enemies. Do not threaten them. Just remind them that they stink. Thank you.

[Darian @DarianSara]

RT if you’re pissed that Katie wouldn’t say she loves Greg but then turns around and says it to Blake #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

[Clay Harbor @clayharbs82]

I believe Queen Victoria and Karl are soulmates. Paradise don’t let me down. #TheBachelorette

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

i once got bottomless mimosas and when the check came i found out this place did not in fact do bottomless mimosas

[🛴 @being_lowkey0]

This time, love yourself more .

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

travel!!! your money will return, but your time won’t

[emmy🤍 @youmemmatsix]

first lockdown was daily walks, workouts and baking bread, second was netflix and food, now the third is just trying to survive

[LEO B @iambrimiah]

I cannot hide irritation to save my life

[Indah @ferarribieber]

The most powerful couple goes to justin and hailey bieber

[Mr. ㊙️ @SharjeeI]

2020:
January
↓
February
↓
Quarantine
↓
December

[AO @at0mise]

This year has just taught me not to postpone enjoyment. Any opportunity to enjoy, take it 🥲

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

CALL HER FUCKING DADDY #MIDNIGHT @MileyCyrus

[Dev Machette @DevMachette_]

@MileyCyrus is on @callherdaddy this week.

Don’t SLEEP on @alexandracooper man.

[nissa ♈︎ @anissamoraless]

do you cry when you’re frustrated or are you normal