loz 🪐

struggling

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@theshillito @nekonekotea It’s in Japanese, with English subtitles x

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@SpiritedLDN I’ve just queued over an hour to be crashed out of the site and lose my place. I’m absolutely gutted.

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Resharing this gem on our third year together

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How is started: How it’s going:

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Or is this the run up to “it was her own fault she went missing”?

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Why the fuck do the general public need to know that though? Woman’s missing and feared to be dead for god sakes, hows is now the time for airing dirty laundry on her?

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Missing UK mum Nicola Bulley had significant alcohol issues brought on by struggles with menopause, family told investigating police https://t.co/PF87mOA3QW

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Finally making it through to January payday only to find that I’ve been underpaid by £300 and I won’t get it until next month 🫠

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Me looking in the mirror after eating whatever I want for the last month or so

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Weird, most places in the UK will openly help you with your meds once you’ve confirmed your identity (I.e. your whole name and dob/first line of address)

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Does anyone else who’s been to university ever get reoccurring dreams where they’ve got an exam for a module they’ve never been to a single lecture for? Or is it just me re-living the uni anxiety???

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I felt like this when I put it on today 😂😂😂

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On this episode of; ‘How fucking low can scammers go’

Just a warning, if you get this text;
1) the website is fake, none of the links work
2) you don’t have to apply for the scheme, everyone gets it and it goes into your bank automatically from October.

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Tbf that’s pretty tame, although not in an argument, mines responded to a paragraph I’ve sent before with this https://t.co/GgzYGVNHfv

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Destroying little morphine pills at work yesterday and couldn’t get over how teeny and cute they were. (10mg)

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I am going to die on Tuesday, there are no if’s or but’s about it

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Not me and Alex almost crying at #lightyear😢

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Him: drop the attitude
Me: what attitude?
Also me:

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Can everyone please just admire how photogenic my boyfriend is pls

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Just subjected my boyfriend to twilight, Saturday night well spent

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@natcarterx I originally hung up when they said they were from Hallam, she then rang me 3 times asking if I could donate a tenner and when I told them I’d just moved out and I’m in the middle of paying two loads of rent out of one pay the lass went “how about £5?’ hahaha fuckkkk offf 🙃

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Just been asked to gift money to Sheffield Hallam university 3 times over the phone. Ma’am, I gave you almost 50,000 please kindly fuck off and take no for an answer.