Laurwars

Valpo Alum | insta: laurwars | 24yr

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

My dad just said his favorite memory of being a father is September 2nd 2016...my sister got engaged on that day.. and I went to jail.

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

I’m telling my kids this was the 47 president and First Lady.

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

Whoa just spent the last 20 minutes reading through my tweets from 2016 through 2019. I needed a diary not the Internet. 🙃

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

@ValpoU Who decided on this? And why is there two dogs?

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when I wouldn’t put cheese on my sandwiches. WTF 🤦‍♀️

[Ali Losure @alosure1]

Yup definitely a mutt

[USA Fire Protection @USAFire]

In recognition of #RandomActOfKindnessDay: Have you ever performed a random act of kindness for a stranger?

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

Wait what’s the difference between Taylor Swift’s new love story and the original?

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

Hear me out: Valparaiso Virgins

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

I want another cat. Anyone that knows how I can get a rescue cat let me know

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

Having you bio say “wife of” or “husband of” gives me Handmaids tail vibes. 🥴

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

Yawning is gross

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

And Mrs. Niemiec, Mrs. Garber, and Mr. Parise, AVID did not make me smarter. It actually did the opposite.

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

In 6th grade I wasn’t allowed to go to a bowling field trip becauce I failed the assignment book quiz. Teachers said it was because I was “un-organized.” Actually I fill out a planner everyday. I just didn’t do it the way they wanted me to. Still thinking about that 🤔🙄

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

I was told I have “Kendall Jenner Arms” what does that mean? Is it an insult or a complement? 🙄🧐

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

@aa_ocho Or an 💕🦋💫 eating disorder 💫🦋💕

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

So if anyone that liked this wants to be friends.. uhh send me a message 😂

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

How do people in their 20s meet friends? Asking for a friend. Literally😅🙃

[Laurwars @laurenwarner98]

@alosure1 Didn’t you ask him what Wharton is?😍

[USA Fire Protection @USAFire]

Here is an inside look at how the USAFP team is staying safe and working hard at home for #NationalWorkFromHomeDay! 🏠

We would love to see some of your #WFH pictures!📸