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"What's with the socks?"

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Why do hair dryers need lights?

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I can’t wait for “demure” to be over

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The whole ‘paging Dr. Beat’ trend is cool n all but where was he when Beyoncé was purposefully sneezing on beats to make them sicker?? #bigbeatpharma

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@othonielz11 Sent!

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Anybody wanna be my friend on Pokémon GO? I send gifts.

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Please. It is input. Not imput.

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EVEN IF I WANTED TO

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“Previously on The Vampire Diaries” LIKE I HAVEN’T BEEN WATCHING IT FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS

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I COULDNT PUT ME OUT

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If I were playing bingo for “things husbands say during the draft” I’d win alone on “yeah they needed a [said position]”
Edit: he said “except Atlanta” #NFLdraft

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Giving my husband the cold shoulder. He said Kelly green isn’t my color. #gobirds

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If Campbell soup doesn’t get in on Dan Campbell and the Lions, missed advertising opportunity

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@smateo1183 Or any of the thousand holding calls on the Bucs o-line

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@Blvcksby_ LETS FUCKING GO!!

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I have a four legged dachshund child and I want everyone to know that my husband has nicknamed her “Lady Longbottom”

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@smateo1183 Yupp!

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When that one pair of baggy jeans start to fit a little too well

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Love how my bi-annual identity crisis wanted to strike the same day as my work Christmas party 🤌

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I tell you what, I can grow some basil