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Greatest Strengths: 🛌 🎙 ✍️ 🏐🥢.................. Greatest Weakeness: 🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜

[(づ￣ ³￣)づ @laurenwick]

LOL bye

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[(づ￣ ³￣)づ @laurenwick]

If we're gonna save Twitter, we'll have to put on THE BEST TALENT SHOW THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN ✨

[(づ￣ ³￣)づ @laurenwick]

@TwoDots now that you added forced ads after levels, can we expect a one-time paid version of the app anytime soon?

[Valerie Tosi @valerie_tosi]

Every tweet I’ve made since Elon took over makes me feel like the violinist on the titanic

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

I don’t like the person I become whenever I have to enter my username and password using a TV remote.

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

The fact that Ewan McGregor’s brother, Colin McGregor is a pilot in the Royal Air Force and his aviator nickname is “Obi-Two” is my new favorite bit of knowledge.

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Driver slows down to watch as crow helps scared hedgehog cross the road

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

the best part of any nathan fielder show is when he goes “oh okay” after someone says the most insane thing you’ve ever heard in your life

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Finnish Baseball Player shoots the river for a home run, a breakdown

[(づ￣ ³￣)づ @laurenwick]

...are we worried about the ⁦@duolingo⁩ characters or nah?

⁦@shitduosays⁩

[(づ￣ ³￣)づ @laurenwick]

god bless The Infatuation

https://t.co/i0JIGZd4I4

[(づ￣ ³￣)づ @laurenwick]

Absolution is the answer. Access to resources is critical. https://t.co/8J1wrTrbAs

[Dr. Erik Wade -- CEASEFIRE NOW @erik_kaars]

I love how every single study about octopuses is just completely wild.

[(づ￣ ³￣)づ @laurenwick]

It only costs $20b to end homelessness in the US, but ok.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Perhaps — and hear me out here — if you can afford to buy Twitter for $44 billion, you can afford to pay your fair share in taxes.

[lewisjwr ☆★ @lewisjwr]

Elon Musk will literally buy twitter for $44 billion instead of going to therapy

[The Associated Press @AP]

Police are looking for a U-Haul truck with Arizona license plates in connection to the Brooklyn subway shooting, law enforcement officials said. https://t.co/C6A48iZpGn

[(づ￣ ³￣)づ @laurenwick]

excuse me, WTF https://t.co/KU39YblPKv

[J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN]

I am putting in my too weak notice.