Laura Barhorst

Cat mom, dog mom, cool aunt, premature old lady.

[Laura Barhorst @laurfizzle]

@trashpandas I came out of Twitter retirement just to see this. 😘🤣

[Laura Barhorst @laurfizzle]

@trashpandas We stay reppin’ our favorite team! Go Trash Pandas!

[Laura Barhorst @laurfizzle]

Am I the only one who still hate Charles Miner for the fact that we never got to see what Michael’s 15th anniversary party would have been? #theoffice

[Laura Barhorst @laurfizzle]

I now understand why the “Karen” stereotype appears to be a stereotypical mom. Cause maybe she spent her kids entire nap on hold to correct a bill for a decent amount of money that she shouldn’t owe only to have the call dropped and now she can’t call back. 😩

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG

[Laura Barhorst @laurfizzle]

Do commercial makers not know how obnoxious it is to use doorbell noises or do other people just have better behaved dogs?

[Laura Barhorst @laurfizzle]

Trying to pack the babies for our first overnight trip. The high tomorrow is 72 and the low is 34. So do I just throw their entire wardrobes into a suitcase? 🙄

[Rocket City Trash Pandas @trashpandas]

🎶 Santa's coming tonight tonight! 🎵

That's right, Jolly Ol' Saint Nick will be at the Rocket City Christmas Light Show & CTG Winter Wonderland Friday and Saturday!

Get tickets + info at https://t.co/cvrLdERJME and come get your picture with Santa Claus! 🎅🏻

[Laura Barhorst @laurfizzle]

@macychamness The other day I had to confirm my address to pick up a prescription and couldn’t think of it. It took me like ten seconds to think before responding. Then I started to drive away without my debit card. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Laura Barhorst @laurfizzle]

My least favorite question at this point is being asked if I’m having a boy or girl. Cause then I have to say both and then the questions only get more inappropriate. Target cashier “Wow twins. Were you upset?” “Are you nervous to give birth?” 😑