Laura

Theatre Artist. Child of God. Heart of a Wanderer.

[Laura @lauriagloria]

@jimmycthatsme I did a monologue cutting from The Beta Test for my MFA Showcase. The ending is in my reel. Hope you enjoy 😎

https://t.co/53u6htxVlB

[Laura @lauriagloria]

NAPS. ALWAYS NAP.

[Laura @lauriagloria]

Misogyny is so blinding. So are the gemstones on her “camera”

[Laura @lauriagloria]

@poetastrologers Definitely Geminis cause they don’t even know they’re doing it

[Laura @lauriagloria]

@poetastrologers Aquarius fo sho

[Hayley Schueneman @bluesuedeschue]

Can you imagine a White Lotus set in the Wisconsin Dells

[Laura @lauriagloria]

A huge fuck you to #HBO for taking away #KathrynHahn’s residuals by removing #MrsFletcher from the site. She is universally beloved and I hope your precious tax breaks lead to insomnia and genital warts.

[Laura @lauriagloria]

@MichaelaOkla Anna Karenina should fix your ills

[Laura @lauriagloria]

Watch the Extended Edish if you’re so upset 🤓

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

I love the LOTR films but I’ll never get over the fact that they removed The Scouring of the Shire; it’s so fundamentally important to the story that Frodo went through hell to save his home and then returned to find that his home was destroyed and so was he

[bug girl @buggirl]

if birth control came in gummy form like vitamins i would never miss one ever

[Laura @lauriagloria]

@aarondonahuehue Why

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

it's ceased to be a to-be-read pile of books and has become an art installation on the passage of time

[Laura @lauriagloria]

@aarondonahuehue This is funny

[piper @cbfplr]

let lizzo play david’s harp. i bet she’ll play the secret chord that’ll please the lord.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

He’s a 10 but he’s literally a constellation in the night sky.

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Microdosing having an income by returning things I bought

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Please consider joining the moon's onlyfans.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

if I text you “🧈” it means “I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread”

[Ellen Kurz @EllenKurz]

Making abortion a felony when most states don’t allow felons to vote is effectively reversing the 19th Amendment.