laurianna

trust me, I know nobody cares about what I tweet (she/her)

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

Sometimes I drink coffee because I need the emotional support.

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

@danomomentum Did you encourage him to get the vinyl??

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

I woke up 15 minutes early to still be late to work.
Love that.

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

I would cry so much if I saw @paramore live.
I would post video proof of said crying.

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

If you didn't ring in the new year with The Twilight Zone marathon, did you really ring in the new year?

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

Why do cars hate me?

[Bridget Eileen Rivera @TravelingNun]

The Gospel demands repentance, sure, and the Bible demands obedience, true. But some people just need to know that they're safe.

Some people just need to know that they're loved.

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

Bees choose violence when they see me.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

My life

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

The worst part about painting your nails is having to pee right after.

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

Please give a warm welcome to the Bake Off Class of 2021! #GBBO

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

Can someone tell me why a shoe lace is a better belt than my actual belt?

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Shannon Cosgrove @seeshannon]

1st & 2nd Pfizer shots reuniting in my bloodstream

[𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 @AguillardTrevor]

my first dose meeting my second

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

@beca_portela Oh my gosh that was finals week freshmen year 🤣

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

@DKirby27 It was a joke, and they're not wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

[laurianna @lauriannaaaa]

Coworker: *sees messy paperwork* "wow this is a Laurianna."
Me: "what do you mean?"
Coworker: "it's like you: a mess"