Laurie

Cats are pretty much terrorists at night.

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@atrupar God he’s vile.

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@ChaseAlert Honest to god I just spit my drink out

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@AbdulElSayed That did not go the way he thought it would. Have a seat Tommy.

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@charise_lee That did not go how he thought it would. Have a seat Tommy.

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@LFleezy23 @CAgovernor For fukssakes. Newsom didn’t start the fire. Besides that’s federal land. He doesn’t oversee anything there.

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@LongTimeHistory He doesn’t know the vehicle records everything. How fast the driver is going , if they come to a complete at stop signs, multiple cameras in the truck records if the driver even looks down at their phone, or when their eyes are not on the road etc.

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@StopTheCorrupt @3sidedstory They didn’t light the fire

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@Ghostofcynthia @GavinNewsom @CAgovernor @KarenBassLA @MayorOfLA They didn’t set on fire.

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@dami_mastermind *has a clue

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@dami_mastermind And due to the time difference I don’t think he has a. Lue what’s happening. So there’s that! House empty no pets. Best case scenario

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@dami_mastermind Raised in San Diego. Married into the military and retired here in South Carolina. My brother had lived in so cal all his life and settled in San Clemente and raised his family there. But is not in the country rn I’m hoping not to see his house burn down online. Stay safe!

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@Mrbankstips Natural selection isn’t working fast enough

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@allchronology SS agent looks like Dilbert

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@_Jeffery0 Yet we’re going to shoot a man in a wheelchair live on t v

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@atrupar I’ll change the channel but if you don’t agree with abortion don’t get one.

[S2 Underground @s2_underground]

//The Wire//2300Z September 21, 2026//
//ROUTINE//
//BLUF: BALTIC STATES ISSUE WARNINGS CONCERNING ALLEGEDLY IMMINENT RUSSIAN HYBRID WARFARE ATTACKS. NEWARK ATC SECTOR SHUT DOWN DUE TO CUT CABLE THIS AFTERNOON. UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY BEGINS IN NEW YORK.//
-----BEGIN TEARLINE-----
-International Events-

Europe: Tensions are escalating between NATO and Russia, after Lithuania and Latvia have released alleged Russian plans to conduct more active "hybrid war" targeting within the Baltic states, as major military exercises continue around the region. In Lithuania, the STRONG GRIFFIN 2026 large scale military exercise came to a close after running for two weeks near the Belarussian border. Separately, a larger exercise (Perkūno Griausmas 2026) is currently underway, which seeks to test Lithuania's ability to shift from peacetime, to a wartime footing. As a result of both major defense initiatives, tensions have risen as both Belarus and Russia react to wartime preparations on their borders.
Against the backdrop of these major exercises, other developments took place over the past few days which have complicated the situation further. On Thursday, Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk stated that Poland had intelligence indicating that Russia will seek to escalate "hybrid warfare" tactics throughout Europe over the next few weeks, to include within Poland. Lithuanian Foreign Minister Kęstutis Budrys also confirmed that Lithuania had the same intelligence, and concurred with Poland's assessment. Similar concurrences were issued by the Czech Republic, France, Estonia, and Latvia.
-HomeFront-

New York: This morning the United Nations General Assembly began, which notably included appearances by Iranian officials, which were allowed to enter the United States to attend the proceedings at the UN. President Pezeshkian and Foreign Minister Araghchi arrived this morning, and so far have been confined to the United Nations building as the United States has not issued visas for their free travel around New York.

Washington D.C. - On Saturday the State Department issued a worldwide travel warning for Americans abroad, warning of increased potential for attacks as the wars in the Middle East and Europe are expected to escalate. The American Embassies in all Middle Eastern nations also issued similar warnings, reemphasizing the risks to Americans abroad.

Analyst Comment: The United States had originally planned to conduct strikes on the Houthis in Yemen, but President Trump decided against the operation at the last minute. This was possibly due to the UN summit today, or more specifically, to prevent the White House from having to deal with another escalation of the war while key leaders and diplomats are located within the US for the summit.

Northeast: This morning ground stops were issued for several airspace sectors throughout the region, after a series of mechanical issues resulted in communications systems going offline. The FAA stated that a contractor working on an Amtrak line accidentally cut into a series of underground communications cables at a critical juncture, which resulted in a loss of radar systems throughout the Newark sector. Newark Liberty, JFK, Teterboro, LaGuardia, and dozens of other airports nationwide experienced ground stops and delays while the cable was fixed.

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Analyst Comments: Going back to the height of the Cold War, the nations of Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia have been some of the most vocal NATO members concerning Russian aggression in the region, purely due to where they are located. To put it bluntly, these three nations tend to freak out quite often anytime Russia sneezes in their direction, simply due to geography....if Russia is to launch a Cold-War-style ground invasion of Europe, she will probably do so via the Suwałki Gap separating Kaliningrad from mainland Russia. As a result of this extreme closeness to Russia, NATO tends to rather unceremoniously treat these three nations as a "speed bump" for Russian tanks, which is intended to buy NATO some time to activate their true defensive line...which is mostly in Poland.

Nearly all serious land-based defenses are in Poland and Germany, and have been for a long time. In nearly all defensive drills Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia are unfortunately expected to fall to Russia nearly immediately, in the event that war were to break out. These concepts are certainly outdated based on the technological advances that drones bring to modern warfare, but this has been the training assumption for several decades. All three of these nations suffer from unfortunate geography and very small military forces (Estonia's entire national army, for example, is smaller than the Arkansas National Guard). This is why any reports of "imminent war" from these three nations in particular, must be viewed with a giant heaping of salt.

However, all of this history does not automatically mean that the claims of increased Russian "hybrid war" are not true; in the boy-who-cried-wolf story, the boy eventually does see the actual wolf one day. That might be what's happening in Europe, when viewed in the wider context of the tensions that have been building; Russia probably does seek to increase their own probing "incidents", after NATO has helped Ukraine carry out attacks on Russia. Helping Ukraine defend their terrain is one thing, but allowing Ukraine to carry out offensive attacks deep into Russia is being perceived by Russia as being a direct attack by NATO. It doesn't make it morally right or fair, but that's the reality of the situation. Now that NATO has been supporting Ukraine for so long, NATO has been slowly creeping toward a more direct confrontation with Russia...and the Balkan states are now concerned that this might be starting to happen.

How this will develop over the next few days will be telling. Right now there are no major Russian troop movements within the border regions, and there is no threat whatsoever of a ground offensive through Lithuania. Mysterious drone sightings continue to plague European airports, and probably will remain constant for some time. Drone flights through Lithuanian airspace to Kaliningrad are probably going to increase over the next few weeks as well, which will impact commercial aviation mostly in the form of aircraft being grounded during the incursions and drone sightings. Otherwise, sabotage attacks in Europe will probably escalate over the next few weeks, as tensions remain high throughout the continent.

Analyst: S2A1
Research: https://t.co/S3Ktgax7Ng
NomadNet: 5fa68c88be727a0e1a250a75e5e79269
Disclaimer: No LLMs were used in the writing of this report.
//END REPORT//

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@realericmoutsos I hate Kegsbreath’s war haikus

[Laurie @laurie1333]

@marlene4719 More war haiku’s.