Laurie

[Laurie @lauriewoodham]

I hope my son always remembers to wash his hands after holding trash!

[Laurie @lauriewoodham]

Don't try to act like your better when I see all. The truth will come out.

[Laurie @lauriewoodham]

I bet my son learns to respect a 11:30 curfew now that he missed his 12 pm curfew!

[Laurie @lauriewoodham]

My children always want to date the girls I don't like. I should change my strategy and stop liking the nice appropriate girls.

[Laurie @lauriewoodham]

@maddow could you please check your information before you speak it? No one is getting their drinking water from Lake Conway.

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