Lau🔮

tarot, astrology, booze and doctor who

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[latke @latkedelrey]

when fiona apple said hunger hurts but starving works when it costs too much to love i felt that

[latke @latkedelrey]

how it feels when you can’t talk to someone but you wanna be like i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lau🔮 @lauristical]

you know some men will never support their buddy having a relationship with a woman who’s not their type right

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Lau🔮 @lauristical]

@TheDivineBruxa sagiterrorist moon

[꩜ @laylology]

When a bitch you hate says something annoying and you're like damn that's going straight into the I Hate This Bitch file

[chels @chels_chelle]

i’ve been stupid before just like melanie and that’s why i empathize and shut up. she’ll figure it out eventually.

[Lau🔮 @lauristical]

@cgcartomancia Infelizmente homens são uma praga então tiro bastante amor, mas trabalho tbm tiro bastante

[Lau🔮 @lauristical]

pelo amor de deus façam o que eu digo e não o que eu faço!!!! Façam uma tiragem antes de qualquer feitiço!!!

[Lau🔮 @lauristical]

@Trey_Explainer @figurante34 gringos have their own rita lee you mean

[Lau🔮 @lauristical]

post nut clarity. fuck this guy

[ieva @mourninglambs]

Smoking my evening cigarette and torturing myself by thinking about what it could have been like if it were different

[ً @filmsbygays]

elite line delivery by ayo

[wissal ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

Good morning pseudo intellectuals and perverts. The grief is immense but so is the joy.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Culture shock of encountering someone who DOESN’T go get a comprehensive STI panel done after EVERY new sexual partner

[cee @1ovesickkk]

sorry i only know how to be intense and passionate and insane

[every day i wake up @naughzyeighted]

“do you have a boyfriend?” i have a bomb strapped to my chest actually

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

trying to have a serious conversation w someone that’s clearly just trying to have sex with me

[Realate @memer_mitron]

I don’t wanna force it but I don’t wanna let it go either