lauren b 🐀

*insert intelligent and mature info here*

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

I literally took an antacid so I could comfortably keep drinking alcohol if this isn't being in your 20s idk what is

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

@MaxGrossfeld I read this as "I miss Corbin Bleu" at first and I was like tbh me too

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

@MaxGrossfeld You understand the struggle!

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

When you write "No problem!" In an email but it is indeed a problem

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

Happy #InternationalWomensDay - I had to explain to a man why it's weird to comment on someone's weight (whether he thinks it's a compliment or not)

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

@awhitby Omg stop this can't be real

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

@Robbb_Thomas I wish we had themed convenient stores!!

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

This shake shack is out of shakes AND fries, what kind of apocalyptic nightmare am I living in?

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

@g_kenrick This makes me so grateful I first knew him as a singer

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

Jared Leto is best defined as

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

@MaxGrossfeld I will never get on board with this Midwest mindset

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

@Robbb_Thomas This is so wholesome 🥹

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

Someone said "don't you look Friday casual" to me which definitely means she thinks I should've dressed nicer right?

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

@sophtweetsnews I read this in your voice ❤️ keep schooling these fools

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

Because I'm tired of people acting like @rihanna invented #lipsyncing
1st of all, who cares if she lip synced? 2nd, a number of artists lip sync for a number of reasons including sound crew time crunches and choreography, according to this article ➡️
https://t.co/CytEj0UXSB

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

@MaxGrossfeld This is possibly my new fav photo ever, and I would like to hear the story behind it at some point 😂

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Thank you, PA! 🥰

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

I'm just so happy for Pennsylvania ❤❤ they are slowly redeeming themselves after 2016

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

It's official. I will be the next U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

We bet on the people of Pennsylvania - and you didn’t let us down 

And I won’t let you down. Thank you.

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

And a 🐀 is cuter

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

This @elonmusk @AOC back and forth is the most entertaining part of my Thursday

[lauren b 🐀 @laurizardd]

@Wawa My hoagie is not responsible