laura

I'm very important. I have many leather bound books. And my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[laura @laurlaur29]

I know "money doesn't buy happiness", but money would literally solve all of my problems right now

[Tyler Bozak @Bozie42]

https://t.co/EHcugwCvdz

[laura @laurlaur29]

@McDonalds WHY WOULD YOU DISCONTINUE GRILLED CHEESE?!!! Sincerely, one very disappointed vegetarian.

[York Regional Police @YRP]

We are appealing to witnesses who may have been in the area of Ninth Line and Bethesda Sdrd in Stouffville before 6am today.The vehicle that struck this cyclist has not been located.

[2018-05-22] FATAL CYCLIST COLLISION IN WHITCHURCH-STOUFFVILLE https://t.co/MGtbnlXj76

[laura @laurlaur29]

Daunte, I never saw you without a smile. You were such a beautiful soul. You will be missed so much. Taken way too soon.

https://t.co/FTxWJDI3sz

[laura @laurlaur29]

@iamcardib @victoriaamonaco

[laura @laurlaur29]

@ilaryaochab @richhomiekhan STOP THE DASANI WATER HATE

[laura @laurlaur29]

Told a guy I had three pet snakes and he stopped talking me lol

[laura @laurlaur29]

@Da_MichaelScott @victoriaamonaco

[laura @laurlaur29]

My dad just called to tell me he found a street where every house has an inflatable snowman

[laura @laurlaur29]

Today in Stouffville...

[laura @laurlaur29]

When you’re nervous for surgery in the morning, but your friends are there to comfort you ☺️

[laura @laurlaur29]

@wood_elliot Correction: we have TWO tims!

[laura @laurlaur29]

@trevorine @MileyCyrus @loryn_stevens Hahahaha omg no THE WORST

[laura @laurlaur29]

@trevorine @TheFunnyWorId The accuracy 😂

[laura @laurlaur29]

Has anybody ever parked close enough to a drive thru atm?

[laura @laurlaur29]

Jake's roommates put pickle juice in his fruit juice carton... He's not handling it well.

[laura @laurlaur29]

I would like to apologize to my friends and family who keep getting phone calls from GoodLife... I just really wanted the free gym bag

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I spend an inordinate amount of time per day wondering if Nicki Minaj would like me or not.

[laura @laurlaur29]

Oh good, my Boots and Hearts tickets just came in the mail 😊 How convenient!!