Lauren

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[Lauren @laurlucex]

Live laugh lasagna

[s. @shewearprada]

Weekend dinner parties ✨🍝🍷🍩🌆

[lias @lias__]

I need to marry someone who remembers where we parked the car

[Lauren @laurlucex]

Whenever I’m sad I think back to the time I told my 5th grade math tutor that I would marry Dylan and Cole Sprouse. Ofc my tutor told me I could not marry twins, to which I appropriately responded w/ “I think I could handle them both at the same time”.

& then I am no longer sad

[Lauren @laurlucex]

A short list of my least favorite things:
•bugs
•mullets
•parallel parking
•parents that ruthlessly try to force their political beliefs onto you, and then try to bribe you into voting in accordance to their views :)

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Top 5 Girls Who Will Ruin Your Life:

1. Use the 🥺 emoji

2. Take Tequila Shots Without Flinching

3. Wing Their Eyeliner

4. Can’t do math

5. Listen to Somebody Else by the 1975 more than twice a week

[JP @Jprz1321]

For someone who keeps saying "it is what it is" I really have no idea what it actually is

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

men will deeply traumatize you, wait 6 months, and then instagram dm you “hey what’s up lol”

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Will spending all my money make me happy? No

Will it give me a temporary dopamine boost that gets me through the week? You betcha

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

https://t.co/U435YOkEh2

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I’m craving going to Barnes and Noble and smelling all the books like some sort of junkie

[JP @Jprz1321]

My last braincell at 3am when I'm trying to get some sleep

[Lauren @laurlucex]

“I haven’t walked in shoes, but I will stand with you”

[Lauren @laurlucex]

Right now, it is essential to be educated. Don’t rely on others to be the ones informing you. Do your due diligence. Read, study, watch, donate, LISTEN. Pay attention to what is going on around you. Stay informed &empathetic. If you are not angry, you are not listening.

[afrodite @Amiah__Joy]

Listen, do NOT let your family make you feel stupid for being passionate about this issue

[CALE SAURAGE @CaleSaurage]

PLEASE SIGN AND GIVE WHAT YOU CAN! ANYTHING HELPS!

https://t.co/iAVffeJflQ

[Martin Luther King III @OfficialMLK3]

As my father explained during his lifetime, a riot is the language of the unheard.

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

we’re in a pandemic and the president threatened to shoot protestors anyway time to go to my marketing job & make ads for silverware I guess