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[laur🦄 @laurmallry]

@CocaCola i appreciate those who aren’t drinking Coke, Fanta, or Sprite this holiday season and therefore are not contributing to the biggest plastic polluter the past 3 years ❤️

[laur🦄 @laurmallry]

“Idk what I just ate”
“Pure sugar” #sugarhangover

[laur🦄 @laurmallry]

My green horse today in his last class

[SVDDEN DEATH @svddendeath]

let’s go BUCK
ASS. WILD
FUCK

[hannah shinnerl @hshinnerl]

I like to consider myself as healthy as a horse like I too have horrible joint and/or stomach problems at any point in time

[haven - comms open! @HoofHaven]

my body isn't a temple my body is a car that keeps making unsettling noises so i just turn the music up louder

[Locals to Rateds @local2rated]

we dress up like the founding fathers when we show WHO decided that looked good

[laur🦄 @laurmallry]

my employee to me: “you’re gonna be the hermit who goes to town to sell moonshine”

[laur🦄 @laurmallry]

@Dressage_ish Really they are the superheroes of the horse show community.

[laur🦄 @laurmallry]

@Dressage_ish Grooms are honestly some of the nicest people I have encountered at horse shows. If they see you are someone in need and they aren’t even your groom they step up and help. My barn’s groom, Sergio, has taught me a lot of Spanish as well in relation to things at the barn.

[laur🦄 @laurmallry]

I hate those days where I cannot find a distance to save my life. Today was one of those days.

[Mimi Washburn @Road2PerfEQtion]

Yes, you are paying for a service. However, the professional you’re paying deserves more than your money— they deserve your respect and attention

[HENNESSY @poursomehenny]

no suicide shit but i feel like we should be able to take a break from life and come back when we’re ready lmao

[laur🦄 @laurmallry]

i love horse shows, but i don’t love getting up at 6am everyday

[Sto the Last. @BigSto]

if you're gonna revive iCarly (which im fine with) i need a 'Ned's Declassified Adult Survival Guide' immediately.

[laur🦄 @laurmallry]

@styled_eq @breechblonde My dream helmet 😍

[laur🦄 @laurmallry]

@dylpickle0 Was listening to this earlier think about peep, juice, and x 💔

[Bryan @Pinche_Bryann]

Nobody :

Me : Fuck it. Imma just buy it . I'll make the money back.