Laurie Mattingly

HTX

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant Yes

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant I’d give him a big hug

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

I heard they keep the original copy of Dirty Sprite 2 hidden away in the Vatican

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant Strongly disagree

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

*Has no training in any type of fighting whatsoever*

My boyfriend: “Maaaan my intro song would definitely be Big Pimpin”

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant Yeah it’s you

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant Get back to work

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant Hahahaha

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant Reporting this

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant I definitely called it the nail bed

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

Can we not forget to mention that you typed out this tweet while eating a perfect bag of popcorn...THAT I POPPED

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant Stop it

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant Well you literally start every morning by looking at the weather app

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant We will discuss this later

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant Even UFO

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant You’re so sweet to me <3

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

Please read the thread, btw I’m the girlfriend

[lululemon @lululemon]

@borrisgrant We know who deserves the Girlfriend Of The Year award.

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

@borrisgrant Me too

[Laurie Mattingly @laurmattingly]

Yeah, fuck the Saints!