Lauren Henry

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

Dating tip: Text before meeting up with a guy you met online. That way you won't risk wasting time with an android user. #bluebubblesonly 💙

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

@suburbanitis next to the RAC for women. I'm anxiously awaiting its arrival.

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

Pay no attention to the woman tweezing in her car, she has shitty bathroom lighting at home. #sorrynotsorry #makeitwork #desperatetimes

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

Waking up with both arms asleep is both hilarious and sad at the same time. #deadarm #canthitsnooze #beepbeepbeep #makepitstop #tooearly

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

@smpicciotto best cat sitter eva!

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

@1djant play jlo's booty puhlease!! #bigbooty

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

@djant pls play snoooooooop!!

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

resting.bitchface's photo https://t.co/xvCexSXtiE

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

2hrs on the phone w/ @united and I can't get back to Buffalo for DAYS! Now I have 2 connections, an hour drive and a 6:30 wake up. #Damnsnow

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

My love for you can be quantified by the number of insta notifications you wake up to from me. #buzzbuzz #instaobsessed #itgetsme

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

It took 14 months but I finally fell in my stairs during a middle of the night pee break. #ouch #stubbedtoe #clumsyaf #sleeppeeing #fml

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

How do girls with boobs do preacher curls? I came for a workout, not a mammogram. #squishsquish #flatasaboard #flatchested #pecsnottits

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

Cleaning up everyone else's weights is my warm up. #rerackyourweights #gymratproblems #suchamess

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Not sure why everyone is sending this to me tonight but this was the funniest shit we did on my SNL https://t.co/kzDnAcxFxT

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

When all my gym clothes are clean. SO many choices! Gotta look fly for my return to the gym. #Imback #braceyourself

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

Men and women can be friends...if one of them is ugly enough. #truthbomb #yeahisaidit #sorrynotsorry #platonic #friendzone

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

Who needs an alarm when you had my bladder? 6:15/6:30 every morning. #hydratedaf #atleastimconsistent #agallonaday #fitgirlproblems

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

I've learned how to post GIFs to Facebook, so you could say my Tuesday has been pretty productive thus far. #todolist #crushingit

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

Knee socks on leg day: protect the shins. Knee socks any other day: hiding stubble #noshavenovember #nofuksgiven #itswarmerforwinter

[Lauren Henry @LaurN1219]

Everyone is getting engaged, married or knocked up and I'm over here like, gotta make that booty pops. #competitorprobs #bikiniprep #posing