A$AP Mom

Photographer, Real Estate Weirdo, Business Witch (Suburbanitis on Bsky)

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

@Sxottlan She looks effing fantastic!

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

@DrankyDranks Heyyyy…Raye is great! I’ve learned to absolutely love her…in the shadow of Amy Winehouse, yes, but she’s so talented.

[Melissa Parker @REMelissaParker]

You’re not going to believe how magical and cozy this dome home is inside - perfect for curling up with a cup of tea and a book! Set on your own quiet 1.36 acre lot surrounded by trees, this is a rare opportunity for a one-of-a-kind retreat!
https://t.co/5wKwj0JTdo

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

It’s the dome home of your dreams, finally available!
https://t.co/tISLYjwD3X

[Melissa Parker @REMelissaParker]

Listing something pretty unusual tomorrow…#DomeSweetDome

[Melissa Parker @REMelissaParker]

You’re going to adore this gorgeous new listing in Pittsford! Nestled in an acre of wooded land, with a laundry list of upgrades and an incredible open kitchen and multi-level outdoor space perfect for entertaining! https://t.co/nrfInKCKvp

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

@WillCleveland13 @Get_Lowe09 I drive past the property all the time and while I knew there was no way it would actually happen, I absolutely wished it would!

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

@jrobydavison @LollypopFarm I completely understand, and I’m so sorry for your loss. 😔

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

Just donated to @LollypopFarm before their matching deadline…there’s still time!

https://t.co/tJWEEF95Vx

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

@sterling_penny I sure do not but thank you!! 😂 I’m a wreck

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

Josh Johnson has been keeping me sane and laughing for so long, and tonight I got to see him perform live, and meet him!

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

@MimZWay I am so, so sorry. What a beautiful life you gave him. 💕

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

@blk_amanda It would!!!

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

Just in time for 2025, new Rebel Alliance wardrobe just dropped

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

@blk_amanda I highly recommend it!

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

Leaning right tf in to the holidays for sanity. Put up a vintagey tinsel tree in the 60s downstairs, and playing my childhood favorite Ronco Christmas album with the pop-up centerfold (thank you to my sister for finding one!)

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

@coachsdaughter5 @JenniferLoeber Love you too. 💕 Hang in there.

[A$AP Mom @suburbanitis]

For the sake of sanity, I’m going to treat this like Covid shutdown. Put the sadness/despair in a little box, try and wake up everyday; do the best I can. Be there for my kids, who will see better times. Just set a meeting to start volunteering at the local animal shelter again.