lauren ferrans

[Clo @clocrisis]

Rapist x

[Shrek @Shrek]

It’s happening... it’s really happening! Experience Shrek 5 only in theaters summer 2027.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[DJS 🇵🇸 @HatScarfShirt]

Buses are shit, driving lessons cost a fortune, insurance companies screw you if you pass, younger people are screwed on minimum wages lower than their colleagues…it’s not a bedroom generation, it’s a locked in generation who can’t afford the key to get out.

[beeble @notbeeble]

>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit

Welcome back late 2000s

[• @yducknow]

what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

[autist @litteralyme0]

Leaving my 9-5 job while drug dealers, OF girls and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their 5th car

[autist @litteralyme0]

SURVIVED WINTER AND MADE IT TO SPRING

WINTER DEPRESSION IS FINALLY OVER

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

Spring doesn’t even officially start until tomorrow and it’s already 18 degrees. Summer is gonna wipe us out if meningitis doesn’t beat us to it

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

I’m at that point in my life where I don’t know if I’m maturing or just losing interest in everything. 😭

[daz @MetamateDaz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: IF I'M PAYING TO STREAM IT, I SHOULD NOT BE SEEING ADS ANYWHERE.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

unfortunately the rumors are true and going outside and getting adequate sunlight and regular exercise and staying hydrated and well fed and trying new things does make life suck a lot less

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

You start to realize you live at work, you only come home to sleep, and your day off is just for washing clothes for the next week of work

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When you wake up thinking it's the middle of the night but it's actually two minutes before your alarm goes off

[Alice @_alicejune_]

and I’m meant to just continue being a wage slave whilst this family of pedophile racists gets to live off of the British taxpayer

[Miilato @miiilato]

why are weekends starting to feel like a 30 minute lunch break

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Holidays are over, it’s cold and I have to go back to work

[Shop Steward @UpTheWorkers]

The author has restricted replies to his post, so I thought I'd help

...Thatcher was a cunt

[autist @litteralyme0]

0 Labubus owned.
0 Matchas consumed.
0 Dubai Chocolates eaten.
0 Love Island Episodes watched.
2025 was a good year