Lauren Ramsey

philosophy student (yes on purpose)

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

God wanted Donald Trump to live so he can lose to a black woman.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in one of Terry Pratchett’s books Granny Weatherwax says “Sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself,” and I think half the evils in the world come from forgetting that other people are human.

[Christopher Satoor​​ @aufgehenderRest]

Lol ...

[Eleanor Penny @eleanorkpenny]

I am having a breakthrough

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Unarmed queers in a gay bar in Colorado Springs were able to do what hundreds of armed men couldn't do in Uvalde.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“I’m hungover”
- Lame
- Big deal
- Get off the couch

“The gods have punished me for my indulgences”
- Oh damn
- That sounds serious
- Shall I prepare a healing poultice?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

pretty insane that people say “can we please not politicize this tragedy” about a tragedy that happened because of politics

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

President Zelensky says it was great to meet yet another British PM, and he can’t wait to see who we send in December.

[jame @kloogans]

"do u want to go to the bar" no my brother i want to lay on some warm rocks like a walrus

[Dr. Maya C. Popa @MayaCPopa]

“We can practice being gentle with each other by being gentle with that piece of ourselves that is hardest to hold.”

— Audre Lorde

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

facebook is bleeding money and followers, twitter is crashing - it's as though the powers that be want us to go back to reading *novels*

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you can’t live in fear” uhh yes I can. been doing it since I was 11

[bug girl @buggirl]

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Yo @elonmusk while I have your attention, why should people pay $8 just for their app to get bricked when they say something you don’t like?

This is what my app has looked like ever since my tweet upset you yesterday. What’s good? Doesn’t seem very free speechy to me 🤔

[⚜️bradley⚜️ @bradapalooza]

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

*at a job interview*
“Can you perform under pressure?”
Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

it’s crazy that the two main weatherman responsibilities are

1) standing in front of a green screen and reading the temperature
2) surviving a category 5 hurricane

[patrick mcmahon @patricksmcmahon]

yeah i have stock options. chicken, beef, vegetable

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

Sorry for my delayed response I was busy breaking generational cycles, surviving a global pandemic, watching the fall of America and trying to stay on top of laundry