Lauren Borrell

Ph.D. 🧠 | voted most enthusiastic about my dog | excitable in proximity to charcuterie | she/her

[Dr. Jessica Hunter @DrJessFlex]

Almost 2 years later, I finally got to walk! I’m so grateful for @rosshm16 for his guidance and continued support, and glad to finally feel like this PhD is complete! #GoTerps @NRC_UMD #phdlife

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

happy holidays from the secret tab that @UncleDragonArt1 added to the family christmas eve dinner planning spreadsheet ❄️☀️

[Uncle_Dragon_Art @UncleDragonArt1]

Reflecting on how my wife graduated from our phd program before me then took my last name so she would be Dr. Borrell before me. I still feel pretty lucky despite being so aggressively dunked on by @laurrweiss

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

Hubbed this handsome guy down. Climbed a ⛰. Saw lots of 🐜🐛🐞 and ☀️. Drank 🍻. Ate 🍕. Happy.

#ohthisoldthing

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

@UncleDragonArt1 said we should give our flortz more kisses and turns out other people’s dogs love them back but mine’s just a thirsty b*tch #kissyourpet #flutzenflortzen

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

@ActiveRoberts @UofMaryland @umdhealthequity @tlclegg @UMDPublicHealth @UMDResearch @JPBfellows @JohnsHopkinsSPH Congratulations!!!!!! 🍾🔥🤘🏻

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

@rosshm16 @FedExPolicy

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

Called dibs on this studmuffin five and change years ago. Exactly five years ago he asked me to be his girlfriend in a parking lot. In three months I get to call him my husband. #drborrell #dibs #gradschoolsweethearts @UncleDragonArt1

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

He read this tweet out loud at the dinner table but we’re still proud of him

[Uncle_Dragon_Art @UncleDragonArt1]

Best part about passing my thesis proposal was stealing the spotlight from my bitch-ass nephew who just graduated from pre-K

[Uncle_Dragon_Art @UncleDragonArt1]

@laurrweiss #caughtintheact

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

greetings fitz killed and ate a cicada today #broodx #gonebutnotforgotten

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

The perfect partner doesn’t exi—

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

@DrJessFlex @UofMaryland Maybe the real treasure was the parking tickets we got along the way 🎓🗑🔥

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

not mad just disappointed but playtime was supposed to start hours ago 🎾

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

@cllantz @UncleDragonArt1 bitches rule boys drool. sending good crate vibes🤞🏻

[Lauren Borrell @laurrborrell]

This little b*tch loves bein’ outside!
🌱🌸🐿☀️