Lauren

Human Disaster

[rockstar @cadefart]

i know things aren't very fergalicious right now bro but hang in there

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

told my boyfriend to wake up and he was like “why do we have plans?” like, ya our plans are that im awake and you have to entertain me

[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

IDs are being required to buy beer- here’s how teenagers feel about that

[Stefan Skalinski 🇺🇸 @Bostonfanfrmdot]

I have a lot on my mind today

[Lauren @laurrcull]

???????????

[Lauren @laurrcull]

dreaming of inhaling an entire tube of mini m&ms

[Lauren @laurrcull]

get yourself a sister who has friends that will pity venmo you when they find out how scary low your balance is <3

[Lauren @laurrcull]

honestly can’t tell if this has increased my productivity or made it worse but i haven’t gotten fired yet so that’s a good sign i guess

[Lauren @laurrcull]

realizing i can only do tasks in increments of 34 minutes and 46 seconds lately

[Lauren @laurrcull]

sugar daddy but they log into and scan my dunkin/starbucks apps every time they get coffee so i get the points <3

[co-chair of the tortured poets department @bonjourmcnugget]

Thinking about her 😪

[Lauren @laurrcull]

how far do i live from walmart? drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo

[Lauren @laurrcull]

can’t imagine thinking of driving distances by any measurement other than song/playlist lengths

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

sorry i can’t talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit (6 loads of laundry bc i was too depressed for 2 weeks)

[snork @asnorkl]

hey do u wanna go sit in the park and stare at eachother for a few hours