Laurren Hardy

emerging tech enthusiast, information security technologist, cold brew activist, dog petting opportunist.

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DLP sales reps strolling into government agency DM’s after the Pentagon leaker story

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#GartnerIAM

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So far, the @Chiefs , @Eagles , and @Uber have brought their A-game #Diddy

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When they shot down that balloon in MT, was anyone else low key expecting pink or blue confetti to come out and it turn out to be another gender reveal gone astray…?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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If I lean my head close enough to her, I can channel her brainpower… #LadiesInSecurity

[Humane World for Animals @humaneworldorg]

80 beagle puppies are being used in harmful tests at Inotiv’s #animaltesting facility in Indiana. 💔

Help us reach 200,000 signatures — SIGN & RT the petition urging @inotivco & @crinetics to end the tests and release the dogs NOW: https://t.co/wHZHFeo151

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@inotivco Stop the inhumane torture of dogs!! The whole world is watching what you do from here… for the sake of your reputation, I sincerely hope you choose to let them be rescued.

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“How long have y’all worked together?” “Since 3 company names ago.” #partnership #friends

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Almost forgot what an expense account was

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Re-CAPTCHA feels like it now takes 2.2k image selections, an hour and a half, your left kidney, & your first born child to prove your identity. Anyone else?

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@elonmusk strolling into Twitter Board meetings like…

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It was lit

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Sign #1 it’s going to be a good meal (btw it’s 3 bottles)

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A few months ago, at HH with some younger friends, they explained to me that the new slang for ‘really good’ is “slaps”. In that case, they thought the chicken slaps. I’m curious- will it now be, “that chicken Will Smiths”…?

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Honestly, probably 95%. I’m sure Elon Musk could figure this out

[Riana Johnson @RianaJohnson13]

@LaurrenHardy this would solve 90% of our daily confusion lol

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Streaming platforms putting me on show diets is not cool, man. I graduated from the 90s so that I could binge watch whatever I want, not wait a week to find out the newest drama of the Gilded Age or if Mrs. Maisel is famous yet. #NotMyKindOfRetro

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"Politician fcukery" might be my new favorite phrase, and Tom Brady might be my new favorite pup. #TequilaTalksAtSXSW

[Larry Chiang, 650-283-8008 @LarryChiang]

All I do daily work wise is study GLOBAL MACRO #ch2

During my vacay from macroeconomics, I’m helping mint tech founder millionaires

Normally imma vc 24 7 365

Politicians fcukery has reduced my VC efficiency bc I’m money motivated AF

[geo ppls @geoppls]

@RichYungHxzel Gambino 2.0 x The Wan And Only 🔥

@LaurrenHardy I think you started something 👀

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@geoppls @RichYungHxzel Which arena are we going to sell out first?