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[corsaren @corsaren]

noticing that a suspicious number of my gf’s “brilliant ideas” involve me doing physical labor

[pau✮ @paulvsani]

hay cosas q solo entendemos taylor swift y yo

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

You’ll be having the busiest week of your life and there go Libby taking you off the waitlist, asking you to read a 500 page book.

[mari @fcmareee]

for example nothing

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

that july ninth the beat of your heart #thatjulyninththebeatofyourheart #whatever #dontcare #didntask

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

*conservative trying to think of a nightmare scenario* what, you want the government to fund after-school programs?

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

Maybe making travel soccer even more expensive will help the US finally get good.

[caro @bagelaureate]

5-4 decision for something written and enumerated plainly by the Constitution of the United States

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

every fantasy series now is indeed called The Ballad of Blood & Bone & every back cover blurb is like Lenora Sparrowlove was the first of her clan to be born without magick. Or so she thought, until her Seventeenth Name Day arrived.

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

yeah it’s called being catholic

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

It’s time for me to acquire the most expensive latte currently available to me

[emily may @emilykmay]

addressing my wedding invites with all the women's names listed first, including the one to my brother and his girlfriend of 2 months. i don't even know her last name.

[delaney @delaneyhwill]

everyday is a new reminder of what a privilege it was to grow up as a girl who loved sports surrounded by men who only ever encouraged that

[˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀ @babooshke]

When you’re 17 it’s like why tf would I trim my candle wicks and then when you’re 25 it’s like omg yes of course you should trim your candle wicks and that applies to almost everything

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

it’s always “you have ocd” never “thank you for making our trip surprise-free”

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

I remember crying in the car when I learned he won in 2016. I saw all of this happening in my head but it was strange back then because EVERYONE, conservatives and liberals, were gaslighting people saying everyone was overreacting.

Here we are 10 years later.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

You'd think white dudes who do nothing but watch WW2 documentaries would recognize fascism more when they see it.

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

I can’t believe we’re gonna have an indiana national championship before a female president