Laura

wing wing wing hello? (she/her)

[Laura @laurswalsh]

I don’t know why, I don’t know how, but I am currently one of the 7 people that Heinz UK is following? along with Ed Sheehan?? My life has peaked.

[Laura @laurswalsh]

I love how there’s hundreds of Taylor swift tickets left for every night but they’re all £600 ‘vip’ tickets that come with a tote bag and some stickers :)) Taylor honey did u not know there is a cost of living crisis happening over here

[Will Jackson @Will__Jackson__]

I love how these are all giving uni theatre production fb profile pic realness xoxo

[Laura @laurswalsh]

‘miserable non-binary candy is all we deserve’ I need this embroidered onto a pillow and I need it now

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

before the year ends, i wanted to document the most unhinged conservative moments of 2022 in one place. here it is

the tucker carlson unsexy m&m scandal

[Laura @laurswalsh]

@awebb1303 I feel attacked

[Laura @laurswalsh]

@kirsteenio excellent news xxx

[Laura @laurswalsh]

Thought I’d give LinkedIn a second chance so went on it and this is the first thing I see!!! How anyone wants to be part of this app and it’s whole culture is beyond me

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

🏆 OUR ENGLAND. OUR CHAMPIONS. 🏆

[Laura @laurswalsh]

brb just thinking about the yassification of the Yorkshire accent

[Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh_]

I’ll never delete this app

[Laura @laurswalsh]

people blaming this on CERN is the second funniest thing to happen today

[⚡️hamaryah Ban Yahawadah 𐤔𐤌𐤓𐤉𐤄 @eddiedevonne]

Green Sky’s all of the sudden in South Dakota USA …

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

hope this from the end of tonight’s newsnight gets a bafta for best comedy

[Laura @laurswalsh]

@_zxza @jesssyu :/ awks

[Laura @laurswalsh]

i cba with all the replies saying "this is a good thing for me personally therefore it is a good thing for everyone" like just have an inch of empathy I beg u

[Beat @beatED]

We’re extremely disappointed that the government is making calories on menus mandatory in England from 6 April.

We know it causes anxiety for people affected by eating disorders.
We know it can increase fixations on restricting calories for anyone with anorexia or bulimia. 🧵

[Laura @laurswalsh]

@jesssyu I’m glad u know this is about u x

[Laura @laurswalsh]

anyone else send their friends funny relatable tik toks while they just send u the weirdest shit you’ve ever seen in ur whole life

[Laura @laurswalsh]

do u ever just get bored so go into ur Twitter drafts and post the most unhinged things in there

[Laura @laurswalsh]

people posting their wordle on Facebook gives the same vibe as writing it on a slab of stone caveman style

[Laura @laurswalsh]

whatever the fuck this was walked so wordle could run