If he ghosts you after you sleep with him, give me his number. I’ll call and tell him we found your body and he was the last person to be seen with you.
Idk but Michelle Obama telling Barack “You told me all those years ago that you couldn't promise me the world, but you could promise me an interesting life. And, of course you outdid yourself and managed to give me both." is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard someone say to another 🥹