Lauryn Ahrns

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[Houston Astros @astros]

RETWEET for a chance to win two tickets to tomorrow's ALDS Game 1, presented by @TMobile!

Make sure to tune in to @MLBNetwork for pre- and postgame coverage for every game too. 😎

[Lauryn Ahrns @laurynahrns]

@cahrns97 😂😂😂 true

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@cahrns97 it’s not me 🤷🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/WG74kd0OPb

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@KinsleeE Basically the only nap I ever take 😂😂

[HanSue Gloger @hansuewilson]

God is smiling at me chuckling to himself, shaking his head and in a kind voice saying “darling, just wait.”

I get in these moods where I want it NOW and I get restless and he is teaching me to just wait.

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@meaganleigh0429 😂😂 https://t.co/tSX2YWdK1N

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Get you a roommate that will make *tipsy* target purchases with you 15 minutes before they close @meaganleigh0429

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All I want for Christmas is @ABREG_1 💁🏼

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Finally celebrating @jancikay birthday right by going to see our fav performers! #PICKMEKSCS @963kscs 🎉🎉 @morgan_hugo

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ITS WEDDING WEEK YOU GUYS 👰🏼

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I want my kids to grow up playing wall ball and four square not flappy bird and candy crush

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@KinsleeE 😘😘

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Wild wild wild

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@meaganleigh0429 @FunnySayings A million times yes I see a lot of naps on that thing

[yas @mxsriyatalks]

open for a surprise

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@KinsleeE Quadruple fisting all day

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I think he was impressed???

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The trick to free drinks is having pretty friends 👯

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@burnsjosh1 https://t.co/LMYziyjZVC

[Morgan Littlebear @__meowgan]

If Shania Twain saying "let's go girls" doesn't flip some internal switch in you, you're lying.

[Lauryn Ahrns @laurynahrns]

The things that make me happy are the same things that make me fat and I can't win 🤷🏼‍♀️