Lauryn

[Lauryn @lauryndwyerr]

@shaygander_ Why not ):

[Jap of all trades @symmetricole]

Me becoming a silly goose after drinking half of a beer

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and on top of everything else, fingies cold

[brian @bagchasinbrian]

i feel so uncomfortable around short people cuz what if they bite my ankle

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

When I stop the microwave at :01

[kim @lunakimm]

ok i ate a chip LETS DRINK

[Lauryn @lauryndwyerr]

@JaedaenO @highoffness 😂😂😂😂

[cassidy timbrooks @cassidytimb]

sorry I can’t today I have to sit in my room and feel weird

[Lauryn @lauryndwyerr]

@shaygander_ Always yes

[Sarah Baska @SarahBaska]

the show “the summer i turned pretty” is cute and all but i’m too disturbed & distracted by her name being Belly. like……. ew BELLY are we kidding. Belly. they all sat around the writers room and went ya……. let’s name the main character after the term for stomach

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Remember when they were trying to figure out why there was a giant drop in crime like 30 years ago and they tried to say it was due to better policing…

And then the Freakonomics dudes figured out it’s because an entire generation wasn’t forced to give birth to unwanted kids.

[❌ @kikoneverdidit]

She’s a 10 but “huh” the fuck outta me because she can’t hear 😭

[Lauryn @lauryndwyerr]

Dreams do come true at the happiest place on earth 🤪

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

They can steal your recipe but the sauce won’t taste the same