Laura Walsh

copywriter
powered by coffee, anxiety, and poboys
occasionally political, always sardonical.

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

Me: *googling* What to do tripped over dog ankle swollen

Google: Elevate then apply pressure

Me: *lifts dog really high* Apologize or else

[Vikki Ross @VikkiRossWrites]

Copywriters have the best job!

Imagine getting a brief to name the colours of pots and pans and coming up with ‘Brioche’ for beige - I love to see it 🤣

#CopywritersUnite

Image via @comfysarah

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

Overheard phrases that would make good band names:

Silence Ever Since

[Rebecca Frost @ewgrossrebecca]

@alex_abads Can any blue check christian tell me why this is ok but the pride stuff isn't

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

Overheard phrases that would make good band names:

Kaleidoscope of Incompetence

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Saying that "If they can come for Trump then they can come for you" is technically true.

But the correct way of saying this is "No one is above the law."

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

I love the “how dare you prosecute Trump” from the same people who brought us “lock her up”

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: On Jen Psaki's debut of "Inside with Jen Psaki" she completely tears apart the Republican anti-woke movement, showing that it's a terrible 2024 campaign focus.

This new show on MSNBC is going to be something to watch. Psaki is so good at diffusing Republican rhetoric and propaganda!

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

when you're expecting late client feedback while also trying to have a social life

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

@NatlParkService you know the park will be cold when you visit and it's cold

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

Clippy toddled so ChatGPT could run

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

my toxic trait is not fully watching IG reels and TikToks before I share them with my parents

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

confession: they’re my monkeys. they escaped from my circus.

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

Isn’t the real treasure the friends -- and trauma -- we collected along the way?

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

me whenever i get a notification that someone started a meeting

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

my boss: how can we get junior team members to be more creative?
me: the creativity comes from the trauma! :)
my boss:
me: :)
my boss:
me: :')
my boss: anyways...

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

i scream. you scream. we all scream for gun reform because thoughts & prayers won't bring anyone back

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

my need to be accepted > talking about how much I love pineapple on pizza

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

me anytime i review my old scripts:

[Laura Walsh @laurza21]

@Oreo oreo-ception. an oreo within an oreo