lauren

the cutest little lady to ever be accused of murder in Chicago

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

If something ever happens to me plz don’t let any authorities help I want a bunch of moms on tiktok to crack the case

[lauren @lausco_]

White Lotus Season 3: the Wisconsin Dells

[lauren @lausco_]

in love with the @FoodNetwork mozzarella snowman wearing an olive kippah

[lauren @lausco_]

spotify wrapped day is my favorite holiday

[lauren @lausco_]

does anyone wanna split a groupon for a lobotomy with me

[lauren @lausco_]

music for a sushi restaurant

[Co – Star @costarastrology]

The Virgo child to burnout adult pipeline

[REID POPE DUMB IDIOT @rpopetweets]

go go go Joseph

[lauren @lausco_]

receiving 100% of my olympics updates from leslie jones tiktoks

[lauren @lausco_]

kind of rude of my therapist to go on maternity leave during mercury/venus retrograde

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

2022 is the year of tomfoolery. the year of jest. the year of being a “silly little guy” at all times. the year of shenanigans. this year is for scallywags. for rapscallions. ne’er-do-wells. little rascals.

[lauren @lausco_]

girls don’t want heart shaped jewelry girls want hot cheese to dip things in

[lauren @lausco_]

not enough discourse about not only being the gay liberal cousin at thanksgiving, but ALSO at the shabbat dinner immediately following thanksgiving

[lauren @lausco_]

you call it seasonal depression, I call it NFR! time 😎

[lauren @lausco_]

the year is 2021
my mother is still sending me 1D related headlines
god bless

[lauren @lausco_]

@jessthemess414 she hit today

[lauren @lausco_]

she understood the assignment and she did it with pockets

[lauren @lausco_]

rebranding “the mom friend” as “the milf of the night”