maybe: laura

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

blue party- a thread

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

@emjxsephine hi is this still available? x

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

current roman empire is the feeling you get when you notice that a man you’re seeing is actively updating his hinge profile

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

however i am still going to go

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

i spontaneously booked a solo trip to milan for my birthday without speaking to anyone about it beforehand… told my italian friends at work today and they were like yooo be careful high chance you get assaulted/robbed

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

lessons have been learnt on this day

[Palang🦁 @PU7AMADRE]

situationships is such a fun way to spell the destroyer of intelligent strong beautiful women

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

girl dinner

[nandini @nandinipatell]

“that’s ok i understand!!!!” but it actually made me sick to my stomach

[trash jones @jzux]

no thoughts but head not empty either. worms in there

[shar @sharloola]

reported ur account btw!! xx

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

girls wish me luck i’m manifesting meeting my future rich husband when we gatecrash the work new years event tomorrow night

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

people be like “omg you’re a chef! i bet you eat such fancy meals at home” meanwhile i’ve been eating buttered toast for the past two weeks

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

i dont want a husband i just want someone to cook meals for

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

sza said ‘i got me a therapist to tell me theres other men i dont want none i just want you’ and i felt that

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

well dye my hair blue and call me Marge Simpson cause i love you homie

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

god i cant wait to see my therapist on tuesday (like literally every week)

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Started my Christmas list early this year.

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

wait til she hears about hospitality workers

[maybe: laura @lauspauls]

i genuinely feel like i need one whole therapy session just to discuss the 16 hour shift i just had it was actually traumatising