LaurLuxx

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

If actors weren’t poor - we would be the French aristocracy. Drama, skills, shape shifting, managing to not stink in a world of B.O. imagine it. Sit. Feast on it. Can you cover my shift?

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

If Bella Hadid were a horse- you’d be disgusted by her. #dietculture

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

“You don’t wanna see my hand where my hip be at”
-Will Smith in “Wild Wild West”
-Also Me, when I eat dairy

[Liam @liamjenright]

The pairing of the voices of Ja rule and Ashanti? Exquisite

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

Does anyone else hear Tame Impala music in their minds when they look at one of these broccolis?

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

Fellas- these holes are to tuck your penis into, right? Lmk

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

A child I love very much thinks:

-Doctors slap people in the face -Nurses pick their noses while with patients
-Dancers slap their own butts AND the audience’s butts during a performance.

THESE are the hills she’s willing to die on.

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

Royco you’re a waystar get your game on go play, roystar you’re a way-car, get your shine on get paid
-Smashmouth

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

Why must my hair have 1 of 2 formations
1. 2.

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

@sugaryram Cannot

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

In every way, Succession is a non-funny Arrested Development

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

She’s a counterfeit Build-A-Bear

[mary catherine @sugaryram]

“when you’re a bitch you’re a bitch all the way from the circus mcgircus to your 8th Chardonnay” -@laussem1

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

@sugaryram Hhahaha *drinks slug*

[🌟 Laura Diaz de Arce, a Writer 🌟 🟥 @QuetaAuthor]

Kind of hate that we tell women not to announce their pregnancies until after the first trimester due to the high loss rate. It feels a little stigmatizing to hide that you know?

Anyway, I'm having a miscarriage

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

Hey TENNIS: I’ve heard of a white guy thrashing around in a small space. It’s called WRESTLING. #WWE

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

I’m not sure who stole my wig but my top suspect is The Hand from The Adams Family.

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

Overheard in my hometown: “Do people put margarine in their Bloody Marys?”

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

Does he do Cameo videos scolding other adults who are being mean to you? Anyone know?

[LaurLuxx @laussem1]

Trapped In The Closet by The Minions