Jason Lautzenheiser

Christ follower. Full stack web developer, .NET, Angular, Principle Software Developer, Trizbort Maintainer, Football and Baseball coach, Husband, Father to 4.

[Jason Lautzenheiser @lautzenheiser]

I did a thing this weekend.

https://t.co/ePMDtszRw5

[Jason Lautzenheiser @lautzenheiser]

I received an award @Viewbug https://t.co/2heOXtWIhp #photography

[will moyer. @moyerwr]

THE UNIVERSITY OF AKRON ZIPS

[Tyler Berry @ChasingOhio]

TORNADO FORMING WEST OF CELINA, OHIO

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@TaylorAlanEaton Rivertree Fairless Brewster OH

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

YouTube: .NET Developers should be using dotnet-outdated to update their project's references! https://t.co/ToNviZPuWZ

[Jason Lautzenheiser @lautzenheiser]

https://t.co/KG0uh3WNcU

[Michael Hearn @supt_hearn]

After the ribbon cutting ceremony, there will be light refreshments, an opportunity to catch up with Ms. Frailly, & see the facility.
The dedication is open to the public, but the event will end at 5:00 pm for anyone who does not have a ticket for the Christmas Spectacular.

[News-Talk 1480 WHBC @1480whbc]

Tarblooder QB Ruel Tomlinsonon the 1yd TD Run. 2pt attempt good.

D-4/Final 4
Glenville 22
Canton South 7
0:57
2nd Q

@CsCatsFootball
@CantonLocal
@CantonLocalSD
@CastleTavon
@poochie_snyder
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@TarblooderFB
@ghs_tarblooder

[News-Talk 1480 WHBC @1480whbc]

D'Shawntae Jones scores again on the long run. 2 pt attempt good.
D-4/Final 4
Glenville 14
Canton South 0

1st Q
2:40
@CsCatsFootball
@CantonLocal
@CantonLocalSD
@CastleTavon
@poochie_snyder

@1480whbc @TheKennyRoda

@TarblooderFB
@ghs_tarblooder

[Jason Lautzenheiser @lautzenheiser]

Awful halftime show. #GBvsDET

[CommodoreKazz @CommodoreKazz]

I love me a good mechanical keyboard

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Come see me this Sunday! 9:00am & 10:45am @rivertreefairless https://t.co/99AcRM7OnB

[Jason Lautzenheiser @lautzenheiser]

Today's entry.
Prompt: "create a painting in the style of leonardo da vinci that shows a computer programmer, a dog and cat, and a dragon near the ohio river."

[Jason Lautzenheiser @lautzenheiser]

I've been playing with some of the latest AI stuff that is coming out creating images, text, and whatnot. I thought it would be fun to share some of what is created and the prompts I used to create them. So each day, that i remember to do so, I'll share something of interest.

[Santiago @svpino]

Scrum is a cancer.

I've been writing software for 25 years, and nothing renders a software team useless like Scrum does.

Some anecdotes:

1. They tried to convince me that Poker is a planning tool, not a game.

2. If you want to be more efficient, you must add process, not remove it. They had us attending the "ceremonies," a fancy name for a buttload of meetings: stand-ups, groomings, planning, retrospectives, and Scrum of Scrums. We spent more time talking than doing.

3. We prohibited laptops in meetings. We had to stand. We passed a ball around to keep everyone paying attention.

4. We spent more time estimating story points than writing software. Story points measure complexity, not time, but we had to decide how many story points fit in a sprint.

5. I had to use t-shirt sizes to estimate software.

6. We measured how much it cost to deliver one story point and then wrote contracts where clients paid for a package of "500 story points."

7. Management lost it when they found that 500 story points in one project weren't the same as 500 story points on another project. We had many meetings to fix this.

8. Imagine having a manager, a scrum master, a product owner, and a tech lead. You had to answer to all of them and none simultaneously.

9. We paid people who told us whether we were "burning down points" fast enough. Weren't story points about complexity instead of time? Never mind.

I believe in Agile, but this ain't agile.

We brought professional Scrum trainers. We paid people from our team to get certified. We tried Scrum this way and that other way. We spent years doing it.

The result was always the same: It didn't work.

Scrum is a cancer that will eat your development team. Scrum is not for developers; it's another tool for managers to feel they are in control.

But the best about Scrum are those who look you in the eye and tell you: "If it doesn't work for you, you are doing it wrong. Scrum is anything that works for your team."

Sure it is.

[Fairless Football @FairlessFootbll]

Huge thank you to @MountUnionFB for another great week of camp!!
Thank you to @CoachGeoffDartt and everything him and his staff do to make this an awesome week!!
Good luck to @avoneagles @GHSBulldogsFB @LouisvilleLepFB this season!! Great competition as always!
Go Falcons Go!!

[Jason Lautzenheiser @lautzenheiser]

I received a peer recognition @Viewbug https://t.co/2heOXtWIhp #photography

[Jason Lautzenheiser @lautzenheiser]

I received a peer recognition @Viewbug https://t.co/2heOXtWIhp #photography

[Jason Lautzenheiser @lautzenheiser]

I received a peer recognition @Viewbug https://t.co/2heOXtWIhp #photography