Laura

straight up trying to encapsulate feb 2020 vibes until it kills me | ncsu ‘21

[Chloé Cunha @ChloeCunha]

I know this isn't like, a popular leftist analysis, but at what point do we acknowledge that her simply being a woman might be the reason she loses

[Gary Shteyngart @Shteyngart]

"They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs" proved a more effective message than "Let me help you buy your first house."

[jewel @whateverjewel]

and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren

[Laura @lauwalk]

@acaropolo Especially bc this implies that they’ve never had a convo about abortion before

[Jacob Gardner @ThatBoyyJacob1]

shit guys! The Republicans just found the cure to school shootings, we just need to manufacture "stronger doors"! #VPDebate2024

[Laura @lauwalk]

@WakeBroad Uh maybe it’s not on your mind

[tiff ✨ @goyourownways]

What the fuck does investing in American workers have to do with people who died during the hurricane #VPDebate2024

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

Not sure about y’all, but I can buy cereal, bacon and eggs.
#Debate2024

[Laura @lauwalk]

Made horchata and have come to the realization that it’s basically Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk

[Laura @lauwalk]

Why does everything have to be the “best in history”? I’d settle for just “good” at this point or maybe “better” #Debates2024

[Chris Illuminati @chrisilluminati]

This is the worst SNL cold open ever

#Debates2024

[Laura @lauwalk]

egg salad sandwiches are just deviled eggs in sandwich form…

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

oh noooo it's a gorgeous day and my tiny pocket computer isn't working, what am I to dooooo?

[Bluesky: morganstringer.substack.com @MoString]

What Alabama did tonight is horrifying.

[Saint Sergio of Saturn @DDOGOOH]

@wtflanksteak If I go to dune 2 and Timothy start dancing with the worm I’m leaving

[Laura @lauwalk]

@hankgreen 🟩🟨🟩🟩
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[Laura @lauwalk]

I wish Spotify would match you with people with similar listening to you so you can find more shit that you like

[Laura @lauwalk]

@nomorecaitlin I like to think in silence and ya that’s weird but man does it make thinking better

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I hate this meme for a bunch of reasons, but mostly because it’s based on the real conspiracy that Pharma executives hold back “the cure for cancer.”

If that were true, one of them would have obviously slipped it Jimmy Buffet, who every white boomer business guy I have ever met loves more than his wife.