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[LJ @lauzbateman]

@PizzaUnion OK great news on the Parmesan front but in that case my query applies to Gorgonzola as your Formaggi pizza is advertised as vegetarian?

[LJ @lauzbateman]

Hey @PizzaUnion! Parmesan isn’t vegetarian friendly but you’re advertising those pizzas as veggie options ☹️ what’s the deal?

[LJ @lauzbateman]

@JoMaloneLondon will you be restocking Green Almond and Redcurrant in London? I need it!

[LJ @lauzbateman]

@SpotifyCares I've been charged but I'm now part of family premium so I shouldn't be paying. Please can you help sort this?

[LJ @lauzbateman]

@JKCorden @lil_fletch96 @_alicebateman us?

[LJ @lauzbateman]

Why don't we walk on 3 drains though? Why is it considered bad luck? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[LJ @lauzbateman]

https://t.co/t6Q4QK6Hmb

[LJ @lauzbateman]

@PaigeMHodgson happy belated birthday for yesterday Paige! xx

[LJ @lauzbateman]

@DreamgirlsLDN was incredible 💎 astounding vocals, gave me full body shivers 👏🏼 go and see it immediately

[LJ @lauzbateman]

@_alicebateman https://t.co/C83ZuAxL3h

[caroline flack @carolineflack1]

Happy Valentines ! Happy to confirm Love Island is BACK .. and this time with a weekly live spin off show.... ❤

[LJ @lauzbateman]

All I do on here is moan about my housemate but I swear he does things to wind me up

[LJ @lauzbateman]

My shitty housemate just sneezed 8 times in a row, EIGHT

[LJ @lauzbateman]

@katedodd93 he's so loud, he's bashing his cutlery on the crockery 😩😩

[LJ @lauzbateman]

He's so noisy and I can tell he's chopping on a plate which will mark the plate and considering he doesn't have any plates it must be mine 😡

[LJ @lauzbateman]

Why oh why is my housemate cooking dinner rn? You shouldn't eat carbs past 8pm pal

[LJ @lauzbateman]

@jbateman84 OMG 😂 this is hilarious (for you)

[LJ @lauzbateman]

Don't want this journey to work to end, got a Friday-appropriate playlist going on 💃🏼

[LJ @lauzbateman]

@katedodd93 I don't think he did you know, that's when I knew we weren't right for each other

[LJ @lauzbateman]

Flashback to this time I was on a date and the guy asked what I liked about myself (difficult question) and I said my Cupid's bow 🙃