Nick Lanny

Amateur Stand Up Comedian who's also a Christian!

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

It's so cool to see Brendan Fraser finally win an Oscar, after getting snubbed for "George of the Jungle".
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#oscars2023 #oscars1998 #thewhale #oscarsnub #oscars #brendanfraser #georgeofthejungle #vindicated #joke #humor

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

When you're a cyber athlete and you get hassled.
#comedy #callofduty #themule #clinteastwood #wannabe #meme #humor #covid19 #cyberathelete

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

The great thing about eating mostly canned goods is that the tin can be re-used as a "warrior chalice".

#covid19 #humor #Klingon #chalice #StarTrek #TheVoice
#comedy #spam #chunkysoup

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

@MustBeTheMeds Exactly!! Haha

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

You know coronavirus is bad when no one leaves the shrimp flavored cup of noodles.

#COVID19 #cupofnoodles #instantlunch #topramen #comedy #bbq #humor

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I know I'm paranoid about Coronavirus when I use a dollar bill to open the door.
#COVID19 #humor

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I may not have toilet paper and water but I've prepped for the Coronavirus with plenty of KitKats.

#COVID19 #coronavirus #givemeabreak #humor #comedy

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

It would be cool if they made Outbreak 2...but really I just want see Dustin Hoffman act like he has Coronavirus.

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I'm glad movies don't put the credits in the beginning anymore...otherwise Marvel would spoil all of their films

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

Times have been rough on Thomas the Tank Engine, ever since the meth ran out.

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I hate it when the cashier at the store asks if I want to buy grocery bags-- like I'm too weak to carry everything with my bare hands.

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I saw some people texting while on horseback.... like in the days of the old west, before you could text and drive.

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I think if I was sell corroded batteries...which were originally in a flashlight owned by a celebrity...I'd make a killing.

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I want to make a comic book character so popular, that people will flock to buy more comics when I kill him off as a gimmick for more sales.

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

Whenever I hear a Bell Tower, I always assume there's a hunchback ringing it.

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I hate how I can't tell my back is getting sunburned until AFTER I'm out of the sun.

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I'm surprised in Hunt for Red October that the Russians didn't realize Connery was going to defect, the Scottish accent didn't give it away?

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I want to start a "Half-Year's Eve". Basically you'll have to get up early to see a box rise.

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I'm really disappointed that Water Parks took off, whereas "Fire Parks" never did.

[Nick Lanny @lava89]

I have a hard time accepting Cap'n Crunch as a true "Captain".