Susanna

I’m a princess I’m divisive don’t ask me why I’m like this~~~

former @amazon @columbia

[Susanna @lavabisme]

@jerrrrrrryyyyy was not a gifted kit but i graduated summa cum laude in math from columbia just to be a housewife :3

it was nice for a while but got tired of it. now back to employment

[Susanna @lavabisme]

And CURIOUS GEORGE

The yellow hat man is obviously a wealthy homosexual, with a penchant for exotic pets and disdain for common order

He only socializes with professors and managerial elite, the few other members of society who share his childless NWO agenda

[Hannah Ward 👩🏻‍🏫 Mom (x3) | Learning Designer @HannahWardEdu]

My personal list of banned books:

[Susanna @lavabisme]

I ran into Kate Moss’s daughter Lila at my go-to matcha spot... tbh she’s much prettier in person than in photos and seemed nice (as she refrained from saying the F word over the phone next to my son)

[Susanna @lavabisme]

It sucks

[Susanna @lavabisme]

Watching this with son tonight for Mother’s Day #patriot

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

This might be the most chud coded kids movie I've ever seen

[Susanna @lavabisme]

Just found out you can redeem your McDonalds rewards points for Groupon coupons

The economy of the underclass is a well oiled machine

[Susanna @lavabisme]

@sciad So true… one of the reasons Im not great at writing software is that Im already female. There is little more to be desired in life

[Susanna @lavabisme]

Actually im 5’5

[Susanna @lavabisme]

The American dream mall does not have a single decent place to eat. Like not a single place that serves non disgusting food

[Susanna @lavabisme]

@quachelsey This is absolutely amazing. How??? Pressure cooker or boilingmaxxed?

[Susanna @lavabisme]

@VoidAsuka I have the opposite story where I grew up privileged and succeeded at finding love but constantly feel like I haven’t done much with life and have no achievements / am inept / have nothing to be proud of. Hope I can be like you🎈

[Susanna @lavabisme]

@ad0rnai TIGER MOM

[Susanna @lavabisme]

@justinskycak your tweets make me wanna kill myself

[Susanna @lavabisme]

@typeclonghouse This could be me still not sure if I should go for it

[Susanna @lavabisme]

Just got news that my team of Jack Jack Jack John John is possibly hiring another John .

[Susanna @lavabisme]

My 3yo son pays rapt attention to entire 30minute formula 1 race highlights and complains when his favorite racer (max verstappen) falls in ranking

When he fell to 5th place and Mercedes won he was like “Im DONE with Mercedes. They won again!!”

Im honestly shocked

[Susanna @lavabisme]

@s0ulDirect0r @orthonormalist Fuckkkkk . 1 trillion datacenters NOW

[Susanna @lavabisme]

@quachelsey Bartholomew is a really strong name for a girl but I fw it…

[Susanna @lavabisme]

@justinskycak Few know this. Rather you need to feel a specific type of itch or glow in your bones for specific objects. One does not need to see what he can feel…

[Susanna @lavabisme]

@punished_daniel Im 25% Mongolian and 15% Japanese, as my grandmother is a Manchu

Americans do not understand. I am even more of a minority than they esteemed ….