Zachary

He/Him. Every second you’re not running is a second that I get closer.

[Zachary @lavamaness]

@casualkief We can’t stop music video vibes

[Zachary @lavamaness]

I hate to break it to y’all, but I don’t care about those movies, if there were a real amusement park with actual dinosaurs, I would be going

[Zachary @lavamaness]

I accidentally left my car window open after driving home on Saturday night and now I’ve killed four mosquitoes in the span of five minutes. Send prayers

[Zachary @lavamaness]

@idk_leslie I hate that section of I-10 so much because I feel like I’m gonna twitch and move the steering wheel and then that’s it for me

[Zachary @lavamaness]

@KaylonnG She said, “want your food fatty?”

[Zachary @lavamaness]

Tell me why I was picking up my Iguana Joe’s to go order and the worker said “I remember you” because I order it a lot.

[LissySandwich @LissySandwich]

Friendly reminder that next month is Pride Month and--

[Zachary @lavamaness]

@Bray_erryday Okay, but she lived, she served cunt, then she died

[Zachary @lavamaness]

@danmassoud It’s true and you should say it

[Zachary @lavamaness]

Y’all are still lactose intolerant?!?! In the year of our lord 2021??? Grow tf up and get over your cheap self. Tolerance is sexy.

[Ariadne @ariadnecrete]

how to save your boyfriend from getting lost in your Dad’s maze.
[a thread] 🧵

[m @malicmaddie]

had more impact in 1 season than snl had in 46

[Zachary @lavamaness]

@werewolfblake Rip

[chu @chuuzus]

this just radiates comfort

[Zachary @lavamaness]

@idk_leslie We love a clairvoyant queen

[Zachary @lavamaness]

Actually thought I looked good here with my new shirt

[Zachary @lavamaness]

@DungeoneerDom It’s not too late to delete this

[Zachary @lavamaness]

@senseisadie I was explained to what cool math is one day

[Zachary @lavamaness]

@w_baltazar01

[Zachary @lavamaness]

It is a crime that the movie hoodwinked isn’t available on any streaming services