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[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

THE FUCKING NERVE OF NETFLIX AND OTHER STREAMING SERVICES TO ENCOURAGE US TO CANCEL OUR CABLE WITH THE PROMISE TO DELIVER AN AD FREE SERVICE, ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND RE INTRODUCE ADS, AND THEN CHARGE YOU ON TOP OF YOUR CURRENT PLAN FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO REMOVE THEM!!!!!

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. flawless reasoning

[ِ @anjoazl]

i know it is a privilege to feel things deeply, but what the fuck

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[໊ @soysabil]

“you make me hard but she makes me weak” the 1975 really said sex is great but have you ever been in love

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is crazy. My wife would rather re-tile the whole basement than empty a dishwasher.

[blair 🫧 @majoutpas]

me after telling everyone i'm busy

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

People my age are on baby #2 and I'm on drink #5

[viagra @1800viagra]

sexting on the clock and idgaf

[ꪝe @_wej01]

This man on TikTok said,,,
Last night my girlfriend said she wasn’t tired but wanted to do a lay, so we went to bed.

She laid her head on my chest and knocked out immediately. I sat there for 3 hours watching tv listening to her sleep, giving her periodic forehead kisses.

And it was just like wow, to make this hypervigilant woman feel relaxed is the greatest feeling, and I need to do more of anything that will make her brain spin a little slower.

[Sania @SMIRKISSS]

@astroinrealtime He is obsessed with me in a very bad way

[✷ian @venusianian]

once in a blue moon oh you mean TODAY!?

[miia @miiagarro]

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

whimsical people are whimsical because they’re hopeful. they’re always looking out for ways to romanticize life. even if you aren’t consciously spiritual, this is a highly spiritual trait, to have fun, to play with life and to invite joy by constantly noticing magic everywhere

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

the concept of getting head, free food, free weed and shrooms cuz i decided to link w a nigga that’s in love w me

[Hz.Baba Twittürbesi @twitturbe]

Başak burcudur ya da başak etkilidir...

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

You’ll be having the worst time of your life and someone will video call you