lavenderboy09

[🐻 @woman0fwise]

Men are the root of all evil

[Divyanshi 🦋 @avogandu]

Actually so chic of you to breakup with him the moment he called you a bitch!!!

[ren @tia_graha]

Budgeting a 15 dollar game while your husband spends money for Twitter subscription is rough

[emo adachi @RiAnimator]

?

[Nana Daisy 🌻🌻 @FourEyedGoof]

Words can be strung together like this?? 😭😭

[diabo verde ͏͏⋆ é 13 @marjthefreak]

literalmente

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

“A fish doesn’t know land. Doesn’t make grass niche”

[lix the yushi muncher ☆ @haniglows]

why do older ppl love saying "welcome to the real world" when you're going thru a tough time?? bitch i will end my shit TODAY dont play with me

[☭ Plant Papi  🇱🇨 @StrictlyyRecess]

Leopard print battyhole is crazy

[john-john 🐈‍⬛ @PRlNCEOFLOTHRIC]

It’s literally just an ability cooldown

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

they couldnt handle her if she was still alive today

[kat @kataliaszero]

This makes me fucking giggle so much

[Velvet 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @creamvelvetcake]

or you could masturbate to porn like a normal person

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

Cause people be gay

[LPC @landpalestine]

Do yall realize how long 7 hours is???? Imagine clocking in for work, getting drugged and violently gang raped for your entire shift and then clocking out. DEATH PENALTY FOR THE CORNELL RAPISTS!

[CowboyStallion🐎🐎 @Stallioncowboy_]

But they said Megan has no influence???????

[ham @iwtphanpire]

sleeping with men before figuring out your sexuality is wildly different from publicly stating “i’m a lesbian but i’ll jump on a cock when i’m bored lol”

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

i never considered that you used to have to send a letter to the newspaper to make this sort of tweet

[lubs CORY DAY @yuribiryani]

he looks stupid as fuck 😭😭