🦢 lavender 🦢

bisexual terminator | 27 |♊️•♑️•♎️| They/Them🏳️‍🌈

[‎‏َ @odessaswife]

Is Adrien Brody aware that we’ll never have change for him

[Esme 😵 @irltechnogatsby]

omg charli xcx is closing for underscores

[🦢 lavender 🦢 @lavenderjpeg]

Underscores opening for Charli XCX the cuntagon has been hit

[U @underscoresplus]

U for XCX — this fall
(╥ヮ╥) (╥ヮ╥) (╥ヮ╥)

[🦢 lavender 🦢 @lavenderjpeg]

Wishing this on my ex don’t be shy baby

[a @a8065287968522]

dudes be like big things coming then kill themselves

[🦢 lavender 🦢 @lavenderjpeg]

Non Binary beach trip: wearing my docs and a bikini while eating a comically large sandwich

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

lesbian beach trip: “Come book this Airbnb sapphic cottagecore experience”

Gay beach trip: “two tickets to pervert cum island please!”

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

[Deb JJ Lee @ Shop open 6/2-6/10 @jdebbiel]

would howl rip one like this or like this

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

"i'm him" so close! ur actually a bitch ass nigga

[🦢 lavender 🦢 @lavenderjpeg]

Summer 2019 was really the last summer of my life. This then Big Little Lies after? Girl we had it all.

[BUSTER NUT @aguycalledjared]

Too many songs about fucking not enough about jerking off.

[MIYKU @Miyku_]

collecting The Wolf Among Us 2 announcements over the year like like pokemon cards

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

slob on my knob
sponge on my bob
I’m Mr Krabs
come do your job

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

are you showering correctly?

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

If the Jack Quaid gelatinous cube contains gelatine he’s haram and I can’t play God of War Laufaye. Does anyone know if the Jack Quaid gelatinous cube is halal or haram?

[🦢 lavender 🦢 @lavenderjpeg]

Shane Hollander better come to your house and bottom in it before handing it to you for that price

[Heated Rivalry Updates @heatedrivalryud]

The official ‘HEATED RIVALRY’ Canada fleece jacket by Province of Canada is now available for preorder for $ 356.00 CAD.

🔗: https://t.co/4gVvPeNzha

[🫵🏿 @swishnomiss]

Kratos wife was moving like a demon, I see why he married her she got way more swagga than his bald ass

[Tomodachi Life Updates @TomoLifeUpdates]

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

[🚬 @itzforyouth]

this gotta be one of the most devastating lines in queer cinema | no regret (2006)